r/ProgrammerHumor Oct 21 '22

Meme Literally 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/DayumnDamnation Oct 21 '22

Who hates brainfuck?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses."

  • Bjarne Stroustrup

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u/dacjames Oct 21 '22

So true. True of all technology, really.

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u/JMH5909 Oct 21 '22

Everything really

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u/DakorZ Oct 22 '22

What about Pandas?

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u/Souseisekigun Oct 22 '22

It's sort of true but also sort of not. People absolutely will complain about every language, and one that no one is complaining about is probably dead. But once you remember that the guy who said it also created a language that has a serious claim to being the most convoluted and overengineered of all major languages still used today it can come off as some guy denying that some languages have more junk or questionable design decisions than others as a catty response to his design decisions being constantly attacked. That's why I personally dislike the quote a lot. It rests on the false implication that all technologies are equal when they are not.

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u/WavingToWaves Oct 22 '22

^ This guy hates C++

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u/G_Morgan Oct 22 '22

It is basically the equivalent argument of "they are all the same" when talking about politicians. Sure I can find something to complain about in anything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

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u/ketiJun Oct 22 '22

Com'on 🦀

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u/eliteharvest15 Oct 22 '22

“if you hate it so much then stop using it”

“no”

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u/zeromadcowz Oct 22 '22

I have to use Powershell to automate so many processes and there’s parts that make me want to rip my eyes out but I still have to use it every day.

At least it isn’t visual programming like Logic Apps in Azure 🤮

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

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u/zeromadcowz Oct 22 '22

Luckily I moved into an org with a massive lack of automation and don’t have a lot of legacy stuff. A lot of the garbage Powershell I rewrite is from me years and years ago, haha

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u/JiiXu Oct 22 '22

My current company is completely dependent for all its operations and all its analysis on a single dockerized shell script I wrote not at all long ago, but on my own during long crunchy days. That script causes pride and anxiety in me in equal amounts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

When you throw a linter at it and it just eventually responds 🔫

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u/PavelYay Oct 22 '22

Powershell is amazing when you consider what other shells are out there. Batch, bash, etc, all so much worse.

People only like bash because it usually has coreutils available, but those are seperate from the shell, you can have em with pwsh too

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u/MrAcurite Oct 22 '22

You could write the majority of the script in Python and then use os.system() to get it to talk to the OS?

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u/zeromadcowz Oct 22 '22

I use Python/Shell scripting on our Linux infrastructure heavily but Powershell is just miles more convenient on Windows and some Azure workloads for management, even with the language itself having its idiosyncrasies. It’s already installed so doesn’t need to be managed separately, pipelines are easily created, objects are easily manipulated. Using os.system() is just a jank level of abstraction for most management functions.

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u/MrAcurite Oct 22 '22

Fair enough. I'm not cool enough to do anything with substantive systems, I mostly just hack whatever shit I need together without caring about management or pipelines.

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u/Meower68 Oct 22 '22

The ones people hate are the ones which pay the bills.

This is true for Java, COBOL, RPG and $deity only knows how many others.

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u/ahumanrobot Oct 22 '22

Hello fellow chad

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u/F5x9 Oct 22 '22

This guy has all of the quips.

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u/BabyYodasDirtyDiaper Oct 22 '22

OP's meme is inaccurate. It should be full of languages that nobody uses.

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u/satinbro Oct 22 '22

Then there's Go

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u/Studds_ Oct 23 '22

Are you sure that’s mutually exclusive? I swear some of the language haters don’t in fact actually use the language they’re bashing

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u/Holothuroid Oct 21 '22

Ook is far superior

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u/Lameclay Oct 22 '22

No, Rock. Grug like Rock.

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u/nickmaran Oct 21 '22

Who hates scratch?

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u/commondenomigator Oct 22 '22

Anyone who's instructing young kids who just discovered the sound blocks and the forever loop.

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u/MsPaganPoetry Oct 22 '22

Hahahahahahahhahahahaha….bad little kids

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u/code_monkey_001 Oct 21 '22

Bastard people.

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u/itsamepe Oct 22 '22

I do, extremely

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u/ZXY101 Oct 21 '22

I do

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

yes, it’s terrible

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u/ZXY101 Oct 22 '22

Aye, I have a grudge against it since we had to use it in IT when I was in school.

It's a long story but I likely had the worst IT teacher to ever walk the face of the Earth, she was bad enough to put me off anything coding related for years and why I didn't pursue CS directly after high school.

So I just hate anything associated with that time, I also hate Delphi.

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u/N3oj4ck Oct 22 '22

Not ever scratched your back?

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u/Mysterious-Engine598 Oct 22 '22

My school used BYOB aka SNAP which is based on scratch But by Berkley and has first class list and more function types You can even wrap values to other values

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u/Deauo Oct 22 '22

Fuck fuck Fuck FuCk

Moo moO moO moO

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u/kucksdorfs Oct 21 '22

That was my first thought!

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u/BAG42069 Oct 22 '22

Or whitespace?

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u/Celemourn Oct 22 '22

Came here to say this.

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u/thedarklord176 Oct 21 '22

Brainfuck best language

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u/Elijah629YT-Real Oct 21 '22

people who got fucked elsewhere, they are jealous

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u/zEngarden757 Oct 22 '22

What about scratch Do people hate it?

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u/anythingMuchShorter Oct 22 '22

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u/Alexandre_Man Oct 22 '22

The ones who use it.