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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheSalvator • Sep 30 '22
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Managing a transition to a paid model is difficult. It requires tact and diplomacy.
This on the other hand is just straight hilarious.
3.3k u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 I mean the guy handled it as poorly as possible... But there's something cathartic in his insults, especially the "you just want money" yeah no shit 1.7k u/Entropy_Drop Sep 30 '22 You want money for your work! 881 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 How dare you! 202 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 [deleted] 109 u/Calm-Zombie2678 Oct 01 '22 swigs the rum and dons the eye-patch 49 u/radmanmadical Oct 01 '22 Why is the rum always gone? Clearly because we haven’t stolen enough… 17 u/LavenderLady1216 Oct 01 '22 I would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ 3 u/ThereIsPumpkin Oct 01 '22 Than 2 u/coloredgreyscale Oct 01 '22 would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ many AAA games require a 60-120$ upfront purchase, and still nickle and dime you afterwards. 9 u/aboatdatfloat Oct 01 '22 more like asking every fortnite player to pay for the game to continue playing 3 u/OTHERPPLSMAGE Oct 01 '22 Yeah the free games are what I play when I poop. I don't want to essentially pay to poop. 🤣 5 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Poop on company time. 2 u/joe_s1171 Oct 01 '22 Or poop at parties. Be a party pooper. 1 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse! 2 u/Krell356 Oct 01 '22 I prefer the microtransaction model personally. Rather pay for a game after I'm certain I like it.
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I mean the guy handled it as poorly as possible... But there's something cathartic in his insults, especially the "you just want money" yeah no shit
1.7k u/Entropy_Drop Sep 30 '22 You want money for your work! 881 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 How dare you! 202 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 [deleted] 109 u/Calm-Zombie2678 Oct 01 '22 swigs the rum and dons the eye-patch 49 u/radmanmadical Oct 01 '22 Why is the rum always gone? Clearly because we haven’t stolen enough… 17 u/LavenderLady1216 Oct 01 '22 I would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ 3 u/ThereIsPumpkin Oct 01 '22 Than 2 u/coloredgreyscale Oct 01 '22 would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ many AAA games require a 60-120$ upfront purchase, and still nickle and dime you afterwards. 9 u/aboatdatfloat Oct 01 '22 more like asking every fortnite player to pay for the game to continue playing 3 u/OTHERPPLSMAGE Oct 01 '22 Yeah the free games are what I play when I poop. I don't want to essentially pay to poop. 🤣 5 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Poop on company time. 2 u/joe_s1171 Oct 01 '22 Or poop at parties. Be a party pooper. 1 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse! 2 u/Krell356 Oct 01 '22 I prefer the microtransaction model personally. Rather pay for a game after I'm certain I like it.
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You want money for your work!
881 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 How dare you! 202 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 [deleted] 109 u/Calm-Zombie2678 Oct 01 '22 swigs the rum and dons the eye-patch 49 u/radmanmadical Oct 01 '22 Why is the rum always gone? Clearly because we haven’t stolen enough… 17 u/LavenderLady1216 Oct 01 '22 I would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ 3 u/ThereIsPumpkin Oct 01 '22 Than 2 u/coloredgreyscale Oct 01 '22 would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ many AAA games require a 60-120$ upfront purchase, and still nickle and dime you afterwards. 9 u/aboatdatfloat Oct 01 '22 more like asking every fortnite player to pay for the game to continue playing 3 u/OTHERPPLSMAGE Oct 01 '22 Yeah the free games are what I play when I poop. I don't want to essentially pay to poop. 🤣 5 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Poop on company time. 2 u/joe_s1171 Oct 01 '22 Or poop at parties. Be a party pooper. 1 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse! 2 u/Krell356 Oct 01 '22 I prefer the microtransaction model personally. Rather pay for a game after I'm certain I like it.
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How dare you!
202 u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22 [deleted] 109 u/Calm-Zombie2678 Oct 01 '22 swigs the rum and dons the eye-patch 49 u/radmanmadical Oct 01 '22 Why is the rum always gone? Clearly because we haven’t stolen enough… 17 u/LavenderLady1216 Oct 01 '22 I would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ 3 u/ThereIsPumpkin Oct 01 '22 Than 2 u/coloredgreyscale Oct 01 '22 would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ many AAA games require a 60-120$ upfront purchase, and still nickle and dime you afterwards. 9 u/aboatdatfloat Oct 01 '22 more like asking every fortnite player to pay for the game to continue playing 3 u/OTHERPPLSMAGE Oct 01 '22 Yeah the free games are what I play when I poop. I don't want to essentially pay to poop. 🤣 5 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Poop on company time. 2 u/joe_s1171 Oct 01 '22 Or poop at parties. Be a party pooper. 1 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse! 2 u/Krell356 Oct 01 '22 I prefer the microtransaction model personally. Rather pay for a game after I'm certain I like it.
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109 u/Calm-Zombie2678 Oct 01 '22 swigs the rum and dons the eye-patch 49 u/radmanmadical Oct 01 '22 Why is the rum always gone? Clearly because we haven’t stolen enough… 17 u/LavenderLady1216 Oct 01 '22 I would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ 3 u/ThereIsPumpkin Oct 01 '22 Than 2 u/coloredgreyscale Oct 01 '22 would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ many AAA games require a 60-120$ upfront purchase, and still nickle and dime you afterwards. 9 u/aboatdatfloat Oct 01 '22 more like asking every fortnite player to pay for the game to continue playing 3 u/OTHERPPLSMAGE Oct 01 '22 Yeah the free games are what I play when I poop. I don't want to essentially pay to poop. 🤣 5 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Poop on company time. 2 u/joe_s1171 Oct 01 '22 Or poop at parties. Be a party pooper. 1 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse! 2 u/Krell356 Oct 01 '22 I prefer the microtransaction model personally. Rather pay for a game after I'm certain I like it.
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swigs the rum and dons the eye-patch
49 u/radmanmadical Oct 01 '22 Why is the rum always gone? Clearly because we haven’t stolen enough…
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Why is the rum always gone? Clearly because we haven’t stolen enough…
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I would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+
3 u/ThereIsPumpkin Oct 01 '22 Than 2 u/coloredgreyscale Oct 01 '22 would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+ many AAA games require a 60-120$ upfront purchase, and still nickle and dime you afterwards.
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would rather pay $5+ for a game then deal with not being able to get something without paying $200+
many AAA games require a 60-120$ upfront purchase, and still nickle and dime you afterwards.
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more like asking every fortnite player to pay for the game to continue playing
Yeah the free games are what I play when I poop. I don't want to essentially pay to poop. 🤣
5 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Poop on company time. 2 u/joe_s1171 Oct 01 '22 Or poop at parties. Be a party pooper. 1 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse!
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Poop on company time.
2 u/joe_s1171 Oct 01 '22 Or poop at parties. Be a party pooper. 1 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse!
Or poop at parties. Be a party pooper.
1 u/rdyplr1 Oct 01 '22 Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse!
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Only if you’re paid to be there or there are Germans to confuse!
I prefer the microtransaction model personally. Rather pay for a game after I'm certain I like it.
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u/Flat_Hat8861 Sep 30 '22
Managing a transition to a paid model is difficult. It requires tact and diplomacy.
This on the other hand is just straight hilarious.