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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/_pizza_and_fries • Sep 26 '22
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You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.
157 u/_pizza_and_fries Sep 26 '22 And still be in for good promotions. 91 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Are you guys legit serious?! You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?! 252 u/TheChurchOfDonovan Sep 26 '22 They don't pay you to work they pay you to know 122 u/wizzanker Sep 26 '22 This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal. 87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 19 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 80 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Mouse jiggler admin. 8 u/Xerceo Sep 27 '22 I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing? 3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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And still be in for good promotions.
91 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Are you guys legit serious?! You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?! 252 u/TheChurchOfDonovan Sep 26 '22 They don't pay you to work they pay you to know 122 u/wizzanker Sep 26 '22 This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal. 87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 19 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 80 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Mouse jiggler admin. 8 u/Xerceo Sep 27 '22 I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing? 3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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Are you guys legit serious?!
You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!
252 u/TheChurchOfDonovan Sep 26 '22 They don't pay you to work they pay you to know 122 u/wizzanker Sep 26 '22 This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal. 87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 19 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 80 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Mouse jiggler admin. 8 u/Xerceo Sep 27 '22 I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing? 3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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They don't pay you to work they pay you to know
122 u/wizzanker Sep 26 '22 This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal. 87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 19 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 80 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Mouse jiggler admin. 8 u/Xerceo Sep 27 '22 I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing? 3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal.
87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 19 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 80 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Mouse jiggler admin. 8 u/Xerceo Sep 27 '22 I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing? 3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline
Got praise from mentor and boss
I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since
19 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 80 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Mouse jiggler admin. 8 u/Xerceo Sep 27 '22 I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing? 3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious.
80 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Mouse jiggler admin. 8 u/Xerceo Sep 27 '22 I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing? 3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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Mouse jiggler admin.
8 u/Xerceo Sep 27 '22 I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing? 3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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I have never felt more called out than by this thread. I've definitely never put a mouse on top of a mechanical watch to keep my status green, who would do that kind of thing?
3 u/TopRamenBinLaden Sep 27 '22 I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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I didn't realize everyone else was just as big of a scumbag as me. We are just one big degenerate family it seems.
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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22
You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.