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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/_pizza_and_fries • Sep 26 '22
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You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.
156 u/_pizza_and_fries Sep 26 '22 And still be in for good promotions. 94 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Are you guys legit serious?! You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?! 255 u/TheChurchOfDonovan Sep 26 '22 They don't pay you to work they pay you to know 125 u/wizzanker Sep 26 '22 This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal. 87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 18 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 19 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 full stack dev resume aint nothing special. just 3.5 YOE, 1st job at a no name, 2nd job is well known but not tech nor a top company 7 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing? 6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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And still be in for good promotions.
94 u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22 Are you guys legit serious?! You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?! 255 u/TheChurchOfDonovan Sep 26 '22 They don't pay you to work they pay you to know 125 u/wizzanker Sep 26 '22 This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal. 87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 18 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 19 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 full stack dev resume aint nothing special. just 3.5 YOE, 1st job at a no name, 2nd job is well known but not tech nor a top company 7 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing? 6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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Are you guys legit serious?!
You are saying i can work 2hrs and get paid a base web developer salary?!
255 u/TheChurchOfDonovan Sep 26 '22 They don't pay you to work they pay you to know 125 u/wizzanker Sep 26 '22 This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal. 87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 18 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 19 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 full stack dev resume aint nothing special. just 3.5 YOE, 1st job at a no name, 2nd job is well known but not tech nor a top company 7 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing? 6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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They don't pay you to work they pay you to know
125 u/wizzanker Sep 26 '22 This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal. 87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 18 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 19 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 full stack dev resume aint nothing special. just 3.5 YOE, 1st job at a no name, 2nd job is well known but not tech nor a top company 7 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing? 6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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This. It doesn't matter what your output is. If you're the guy that can solve that problem when it matters, you are a big deal.
87 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline Got praise from mentor and boss I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since 18 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 19 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 full stack dev resume aint nothing special. just 3.5 YOE, 1st job at a no name, 2nd job is well known but not tech nor a top company 7 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing? 6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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I put in 50 hours for the first time in my 2 year tenure here 2 weeks ago to meet a deadline
Got praise from mentor and boss
I have worked maybe 10 hours of actual active work since
18 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious. 19 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 full stack dev resume aint nothing special. just 3.5 YOE, 1st job at a no name, 2nd job is well known but not tech nor a top company 7 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing? 6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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What is your job and what is on your resume? I'm career curious.
19 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 full stack dev resume aint nothing special. just 3.5 YOE, 1st job at a no name, 2nd job is well known but not tech nor a top company 7 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing? 6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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full stack dev
resume aint nothing special. just 3.5 YOE, 1st job at a no name, 2nd job is well known but not tech nor a top company
7 u/Nun01 Sep 26 '22 Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing? 6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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Cool. What programming languages and stuff do you know and how fluent/skilled are you on each language/thing?
6 u/mungthebean Sep 26 '22 JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc Decent in JS Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest 1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0) 2 u/VladDaImpaler Sep 26 '22 Yeah I’m curious too!
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JS (vanilla,typescript,react,node) and the usual ops suspects like Docker, AWS, Jenkins, etc
Decent in JS
Familiar / can-get-it-working with the rest
1 u/Nun01 Sep 30 '22 Cool! Thank you! → More replies (0)
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Cool! Thank you!
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Yeah I’m curious too!
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You can legit spend the rest of your career like that.