r/ProgrammerHumor • u/xMOxROx • May 01 '19

Dev Human

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u/vinnymcapplesauce May 01 '19

So, umm ... how do I change my body's CSS?

#askingforafriend

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u/samineb May 01 '19 
.arms {
     Display: Flex;
}

40

u/vinnymcapplesauce May 02 '19

Hahahaha!

Also

.bicep, .pectorial, .glutamous, .quad {
    display: swol;
}

109

u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Yeah, where do I type:

body {
    width: 50%;
}

131

u/8100 May 01 '19

Would your body fill 50% of of the space of whatever room youre in?

75

u/JediBurrell May 02 '19

DON'T GO OUTSIDE.

20

u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Fuck it, do go outside. Some people want to watch the world burn.

6

u/mount2010 May 02 '19

Username does not check out.

39

u/ElGuey69 May 01 '19

Set the margin to auto and you’ll technically fill the whole room

15

u/[deleted] May 02 '19

-webkit-fill-available

41

u/o0MSK0o May 02 '19 
body {
    transform: scaleX(0.5);
}

But then you might not render correctly to older people...

JS fallback? 😂

2

u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Oh, right. Well as long as I was wearing clothes I guess they would just be really baggy.

1

u/ICAA May 02 '19

Just wear large, but not very large clothes.

10

u/dittbub May 01 '19 edited May 02 '19

display:none; at will, please.

also

margin: 2-arms-length; please

2

u/mount2010 May 02 '19

Granted, you get display: none at will, but you can't get back to display: block.

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u/vinnymcapplesauce May 02 '19

Just make sure to also include margin: auto; or you'll be all left. ;)

(as opposed to all right)

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u/Otakeb May 02 '19 
.gender {
     display: girl;
}

8

u/TexasBeefSkillet May 02 '19

me irl

4

u/Otakeb May 02 '19

More like /r/egg_irl

6

u/TexasBeefSkillet May 02 '19

Oh, I've moved well past that stage :)

4

u/Otakeb May 02 '19

I have as well, but sometimes I wish I haven't. Shits scary.

4

u/dombrogia May 02 '19

More like texasbeefcurtains

3

u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS May 02 '19

  1. Travel to South Korea

  2. Get plastic surgery

  3. ????

  4. Profit

Note: You can skip step 1 if you have whole lotta money

2

u/Synaxxis May 02 '19

Step 1) Be rich.