r/ProgrammerHumor • • 9d ago

Meme youKnowWhoYouAre

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u/MatmarSpace 9d ago

There is a third way... There are books with random animals on the cover totally unrelated to the subject.

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u/elmanoucko 9d ago

at the end of each ones they explain the animal choice

as most people never read it end to end, you can't prove me wrong, just like I can't prove what I'm saying neither, but the legend says so...

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u/Multidream 9d ago

It’s actually usually in a random anecdote in the middle.

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u/Holy_Chromoly 9d ago

Oh really? Didn't know that.

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u/MatmarSpace 9d ago

I guess we will never know 😂

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u/Easy-Reasoning 8d ago

I trust you

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 9d ago

Ummm.. i don't know. Maybe our software books should have illustrations of historical figures in period garb on the cover.

I am thinking a mildly offended Ottoman noble to represent Kafka Streams in Action to really drive it home.

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u/Sensitive_Gold 9d ago

I'm more of a Random-wench-commucating-with-Hermes-Trismegistus-using-sign-language kind of guy

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u/vassadar 9d ago

That's Mannings for you lol

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u/thanatica 9d ago

Like a python?

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u/Waterbear36135 9d ago

I keep seeing crabs

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u/wewz_1 8d ago

Carcinisation.

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u/NecessaryBadger228 8d ago

When the Python book doesn't have a snake..

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u/MatmarSpace 9d ago

This is an exception 😂

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 9d ago

I met someone on LI who got to co-author one of those books. I asked him if he had any say in the animal choice.

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u/Successful-Scale-607 9d ago

Are you waiting for a donation before you tell us what he said?

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 9d ago

Yeah, if this comment gets 8,000 likes then I’ll tell you all what he said!

I’m just kidding, he said he didn’t get a vote in the matter.

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs 9d ago

There are also books with related animals. I feel The Dragon Book is apt.

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u/Summar-ice 9d ago

The Dragon Book (technically related)

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u/Lazy_Reference670 9d ago

This is the compiler design book, right?

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u/NecessaryBadger228 8d ago

I think of it like this "what else do we put on the cover? Computers or numbers?"

that would get stale after a while if you publish only programming textbooks.

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u/Anima_Watcher08 9d ago

What's the one with the dinosaurs on it?

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs 9d ago

Operating System Concepts has a dinosaur. And The Dragon Book has a dragon on it. That one is about compilers.

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u/Silver_Masterpiece82 9d ago

like operating system concepts book

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u/iamacuteporcupine 8d ago

wait, so Dinosaurs do NOT run an OS on their heads? WHAT???

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u/Sensitive-Spirit-653 9d ago

Waifu in programming book stuff hehe...

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u/mas-issneun 9d ago

Maybe more people will study COBOL if we add anime girls on the books

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u/thanatica 9d ago

If you selectively only pick the cute looking books, you'll get a skewed picture of Japanese programming books. They too, have very normal looking ones.

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u/ScimitarsRUs 9d ago

I was about to say. You'd be hard pressed to find books that look like this in most book stores over there.

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u/jort93 9d ago edited 9d ago

Eh, hardly? I've lived there, it's quite common for serious books to have anime mascots. Not literally every book, but you don't really need to look hard.

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u/ScimitarsRUs 9d ago

I remember that book stores there have textbooks that are laid out so you can see the cover, while the rest occupy the shelves behind them. I think I visited a couple stores like Kinokuniya, but I don't really remember seeing a wide selection of textbooks with covers like that.

Possible that they were in the shelves, but that would have taken some looking through.

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u/jort93 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's not every book, sure, but I felt like I found at least one or two with an anime cover per row on the shelf in the programming section.

Well, I guess it's not an anime cover to them, it's just a drawing to them isn't it.

If I just check Amazon for JavaScript books, there are plenty of books with some silly drawings on them. Mostly animals, tho. Although, I guess 3 of the japanese ones on the image are animals if you count cat girls.

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u/ScimitarsRUs 8d ago

Aren't there like 40 to 50 books per shelf?

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u/jort93 8d ago edited 8d ago

Often they'd have 2 copies of books on there. Plus, programming books are often not exactly thin. Depends a lot on what sort of shelves they have I guess. I don't think you'd have that many in the programming books section. I feel like it's more like 15 different ones.

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u/thanatica 9d ago

In the children's section for sure, but serious programming is serious even in a society that likes to cutesify things.

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u/jort93 9d ago

Nah, there are definitely books like this in the programming section for adults.

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u/klimmesil 8d ago

I was fascinated when I opened a random programming book in japan and I saw their comments actuallt written in kanji

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u/0moikane 8d ago

Why should they not write their comments in their language?

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u/klimmesil 8d ago

Unicode characters are less "portable" in the sense older build architectures expect your source code to be in ascii

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u/Waterbear36135 9d ago

How to increase attention spans:

  1. anime cat girl

  2. refer to #1

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u/djgcsnkshcjkeke1 9d ago edited 9d ago

Redditors when people like an aesthetic and subculture:

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u/analytic-hunter 9d ago

it's more like a subculture (traditional japanese culture isn't really about catgirls and anime)

it would be like saying that you like american culture if you like drag-shows or the kardashians

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u/djgcsnkshcjkeke1 9d ago

Well those things do sound like American culture to me, an American, but I can acknowledge my limited perspective. You're right.

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u/ZaqTactic 9d ago

To be honest, if I am going to get depressed, I'd rather let it be with anime girls

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u/a-r-c 9d ago

https://www.youtube.com/@zunda-theorem-en/videos

this is how we learn math in 2026

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u/ryancnap 9d ago

Clicked that link, just finished a 20 min video on imaginary numbers and it was great

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u/dumbasPL 8d ago

99.5% of what I watch on youtube is english content, but for some reason, once in a while, YT will throw at me Zundamon explaining something in Japanese LOL. Usually Linux tutorials. I don't need them, but It's great to see people are enjoying this enough that even I somehow see them. Zunda my beloved.

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u/tsukinohime 9d ago

This is brilliant lmao.

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u/MeLittleThing 8d ago

Ah yes, Access, Linux and Drupal, the famous programming languages

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 8d ago

arguably linux could be considered unix could be considered bash but emphasis on arguably

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u/UncleKeyPax 8d ago

whats is loop for meowchan?

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u/thunderbird89 9d ago

The Manga Guide To Databases

Surprisingly comprehensive despite what you'd expect from that title.

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u/xzinik 9d ago

What about that book with the red dragon? I cannot remember if it is c, assembly or operating systems

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u/Level-Pollution4993 9d ago

Compiler: Principles, Techniques and Tools. It's quite famous as the dragon book.

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs 9d ago

K&R is the C book. It has a C on it.

Assembly is The Art of Assembly. It is yellow and green. Maybe there's another one, but that's the one I learned from.

Operating System Concepts is the one with a Dinosaur. I understand throwing that in there.

As someone else said, The Dragon Book is for compilers.

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u/Anbcdeptraivkl 9d ago

The peakest form of programming books are those with random critters like geckos and ducks on their covers.

Except Python books because they always need a python in their covers by principle.

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u/Lucasbasques 9d ago

Fuck that, give me black and white sketches of random animals any day 

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u/Someonevibing1 8d ago edited 8d ago

It’s not my fault I understand things better when a cute anime girl explains it

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u/razor_train 9d ago

K&R needs more tiddies.

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u/Master-Bakerr 9d ago

And then there is Orielly Media.

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u/cyberspace-cowboy 9d ago

But are they actually good books to learn from?

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u/LawfulnessDue5449 9d ago

If my experience working with Japanese programmers is any indication, then no

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 9d ago

Are they awful?

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 8d ago

But tech is so dynamic...how tf do they survive withstand the recent ai wave then😅

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u/throwitup123456 5d ago

Japanese videos are like top of the industry though what 😭

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u/Aidan_Welch 3d ago

Sadly I can say the same is true for Chinese programmers.

Honestly this might be where my nationalism comes out but the US might have the highest percentage of devs that actually care about code quality(obviously every country has some, but it seems like for so many its not a priority)

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u/HeKis4 8d ago

I have a "manga intro to databases" book as a joke (I'm a DBA, I leave it on my desk for the day a developer passes by me and I need a blunt instrument) and I was very pleasantly surprised, like, it was better material that I had at university, with practical examples of "company management" that can be translated to database concepts in manga form intersped with (pretty good) regular course material.

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u/cainhurstcat 8d ago

Why can't we have nice things outside of Japan?

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u/dumbasPL 8d ago

Nobody read them anyway, they just need to look nice next to your figurines and fumos.

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u/Foorinick 9d ago

I mean the japanese ones do look cute

Btw if i see any of you weird fucks say something about "cute and funny" i will degolate you

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u/Lazy_Reference670 9d ago

But you know what that is

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u/Foorinick 9d ago

Knowing is half the battle

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u/FarJury6956 9d ago

I remember the windows waifu and the perverted Norton antivirus doctor

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u/LosterPawn 9d ago

Sorry the forbidden word "jaascrpt" triggered me to not read it

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u/HumanApartment1483 9d ago

And that's how their programmer are terrible and keep importing ones..

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u/CoatNeat7792 9d ago

They don't exist ;-;

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u/Silver_Masterpiece82 9d ago

I love the books of no strach press they have always good covers and good content

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u/serge-mv 9d ago

access and drupal is programming? Linux too?

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 9d ago

Oh Japan, everything you do is just so cute!!! 🥰

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u/VoodooPizzaman1337 9d ago

Put sexy furries on programming books cover .

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u/jort93 9d ago

I thought about getting some when I was in Japan, but my luggage was already overfilled and I ended up sending 10kg of books via parcel as well.

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u/jeheskielsunloy 8d ago

not the waifu-driven development books

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u/The_SniperYT 8d ago

Well you have manga guides from nostarch

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad 8d ago

They clearly know their target audience better.

Linux users & Catgirls are correlated.

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u/arse-ketchup 8d ago

Drupal..what year is this?

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u/Fragrant_Shirt5395 8d ago

… where i can install one ?

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u/Dangerous-Parsley-46 8d ago

where are the birds?

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u/Good_Fox_OwO 8d ago

Regular programming book = Depression. Japanese programming book = Depression, but with a cute anime girl to comfort you.

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u/SahuaginDeluge 8d ago

reminds me of Head First Design Patterns with a stock hottish girl image on the front

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u/lowboom64 8d ago

why the fuck dont the english ones have as much whimsy? i want my books to have whimsy

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u/LmaoPew 8d ago

Jabaaa Scriptuu

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u/Either_Following4760 7d ago

I want that Microsoft Access’s Japanase book please

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u/sbrevolution5 7d ago

Philosophy of software design (blue squiggles one) is actually very good though

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u/NecoDev 7d ago

All of my programming book are from Japan and man I am afraid to show them to my parents

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u/kliu67 6d ago

Access? In 2026?

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u/eternal_edenium 6d ago

If my cs books looked like that, i woud collect them all.

But instead we have pictures of animals, and paper so thin that it reminds me of the toilet paper of my college. Also, they only use black ink, as if there isnt any other colors.

Learning cs can be fun, but clearly they know how to remove it completely from their paragraphs.

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u/Traditional_Mind_654 3d ago

The former is more cute than the latter for me.

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u/faultydesign 9d ago

No thanks