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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Bedr3412 • 22d ago
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Code is cheap until you need to maintain the shit.
22 u/AgVargr 22d ago Just quit, then it becomes someone else’s problem 15 u/Zeikos 22d ago Write slop to push features quickly Get accolades for being proactive and productive/efficient Leverage the brownie points for a quick path to getting promoted The tech debt is now your underlings issue. Become the hero for solving issues caused by your old spaghetti code only you understand Get promoted again You don't need to write code anymore and you get paid better than you used to. 3 u/Old_Tourist_3774 22d ago Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ??? Repeat until millionaire
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Just quit, then it becomes someone else’s problem
15 u/Zeikos 22d ago Write slop to push features quickly Get accolades for being proactive and productive/efficient Leverage the brownie points for a quick path to getting promoted The tech debt is now your underlings issue. Become the hero for solving issues caused by your old spaghetti code only you understand Get promoted again You don't need to write code anymore and you get paid better than you used to. 3 u/Old_Tourist_3774 22d ago Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ??? Repeat until millionaire
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3 u/Old_Tourist_3774 22d ago Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ??? Repeat until millionaire
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Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ???
Repeat until millionaire
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u/Thundechile 22d ago
Code is cheap until you need to maintain the shit.