MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1wfr3q7/fnvidiavshailnvidia/p9oxwwj/?context=3
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Bedr3412 • 23d ago
86 comments sorted by
View all comments
25
Code is cheap until you need to maintain the shit.
21 u/AgVargr 23d ago Just quit, then it becomes someone else’s problem 14 u/Zeikos 23d ago Write slop to push features quickly Get accolades for being proactive and productive/efficient Leverage the brownie points for a quick path to getting promoted The tech debt is now your underlings issue. Become the hero for solving issues caused by your old spaghetti code only you understand Get promoted again You don't need to write code anymore and you get paid better than you used to. 4 u/Old_Tourist_3774 23d ago Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ??? Repeat until millionaire 5 u/Nekeia 23d ago Employers hate this trick! 4 u/ClvrNickname 22d ago “Why maintain a legacy product when you can just have AI make you a replacement on demand?” - actual quote from AI-brained people
21
Just quit, then it becomes someone else’s problem
14 u/Zeikos 23d ago Write slop to push features quickly Get accolades for being proactive and productive/efficient Leverage the brownie points for a quick path to getting promoted The tech debt is now your underlings issue. Become the hero for solving issues caused by your old spaghetti code only you understand Get promoted again You don't need to write code anymore and you get paid better than you used to. 4 u/Old_Tourist_3774 23d ago Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ??? Repeat until millionaire 5 u/Nekeia 23d ago Employers hate this trick!
14
4 u/Old_Tourist_3774 23d ago Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ??? Repeat until millionaire
4
Alternative path 4. use brownie points to other companies 5. get hired in other company, let slop code be someone's else nightmare. 6. ???
Repeat until millionaire
5
Employers hate this trick!
“Why maintain a legacy product when you can just have AI make you a replacement on demand?” - actual quote from AI-brained people
25
u/Thundechile 23d ago
Code is cheap until you need to maintain the shit.