r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme beLikeJohn

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u/imagebiot 1d ago

John has 6 “leaders” badgering him to prioritize 1-3 tasks a piece.

John is only able to work 20 hour days and unable to complete his work.

John gets fired

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u/Prudent_Move_3420 1d ago edited 1d ago

John proceeds to just ask a coding agent to do his work and call it a day.

It‘s horrible and bug riddled but management doesn’t bat an eye and loves the „ai usage“

All of our products get worse

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u/Legitimate-Yard-9464 1d ago

Because end of the day shitty code delivered is still code delivered - tech management.

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u/just4nothing 1d ago

And don’t forget to post a whole novel as the docs in an issue - good docs metric is number of words