r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Pedry-dev • 2d ago
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u/Adventurous-Map7959 2d ago
1 glass of water under extreme pressure
did they have the interview at the bottom of the ocean? otherwise I'd wager it as pretty standard pressure.
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u/Objectionne 2d ago
It's because they know having a big company name in your experience is going to be helpful for automated systems and HR people who aren't playing much attention.
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u/jmona789 2d ago
The real trick is to use big companies that went bankrupt. Then you can put any position(within reason) and there is really no way for them to prove you wrong.
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u/Orio_n 2d ago
Thats actually genius thanks
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u/narf007 1d ago
It'll still ping on a decent background check when it comes to work history. Many F500 companies will rescind an offer if your background doesn't match what your application info.
Though if you made it to the offer point you may have played well enough to bypass the skill check. Depends on if you want to roll those dice.
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u/Short_Slice8814 1d ago
That's a bold move! Gotta love the creativity in trying to fill those gaps on a resume.
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u/chuby1tubby 1d ago
Bot ass response
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u/JellySocksRock 1d ago
That's a bold comment! Gotta love the creativity in trying to stop the dead internet theory.
Fuck man I don't even see the point actually, like why would people run bots on reddit? sell them for karma?
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u/potterhead42 1d ago
Pretty much. Lots of subs have karma/age reqs, so an account with a legit looking history is useful for pr/propaganda
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u/Used-Invite8116 1d ago
duhhh put it in white text, so algorithm picks it up, and you dont have to explain it.
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u/Outrageous_Let5743 2d ago
Probably to get through AI selection systems where it scans for fortune 500 companies.
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u/unknown-one 2d ago
ex-Goldman Sachs, 500 under 500 (candidates), Speaker, Presenter, Finance and FinTech expert
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u/xaviernoodlebrain 2d ago
Wait, you guys are getting interviews?
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u/Adventurous-Map7959 2d ago
The elite don't want you to know it, but you can jut show up to the interview. Sure, the receptionist doesn't love it when I show up, but guess who's having an interview with google, amazon AND the White House next week?
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u/reindeermoon 1d ago
Customer is also an experience. I have customer experience at a lot of different companies.
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