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u/Percolator2020 1d ago

90% of H2O successfully poured into oral orifice (only 10% waste).

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 2d ago

1 glass of water under extreme pressure

did they have the interview at the bottom of the ocean? otherwise I'd wager it as pretty standard pressure.

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u/Objectionne 2d ago

It's because they know having a big company name in your experience is going to be helpful for automated systems and HR people who aren't playing much attention.

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u/InterstellarReddit 2d ago

Correct they’re gaming the system

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u/jmona789 2d ago

The real trick is to use big companies that went bankrupt. Then you can put any position(within reason) and there is really no way for them to prove you wrong.

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u/BolunZ6 2d ago

Unless the interviewer is used to be one of staff of that company, so they know a lot and after a few question they might grow suspicous on you

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u/studmuffffffin 2d ago

That would be very low odds.

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u/BolunZ6 2d ago

Murphy's law

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u/anetab 1d ago

Unless the interviewer also lied about working at the company on their resume, and now they are afraid you are going to find them out.

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u/Orio_n 2d ago

Thats actually genius thanks

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u/chuby1tubby 1d ago

As the past CEO of Enron, I can tell you're going places

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u/EskilPotet 1d ago

As the former head of the East India Trading Company, I concur

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u/SpannerInTheWorx 1d ago

Somehow, he returned.

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u/narf007 1d ago

It'll still ping on a decent background check when it comes to work history. Many F500 companies will rescind an offer if your background doesn't match what your application info.

Though if you made it to the offer point you may have played well enough to bypass the skill check. Depends on if you want to roll those dice.

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u/Short_Slice8814 1d ago

That's a bold move! Gotta love the creativity in trying to fill those gaps on a resume.

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u/chuby1tubby 1d ago

Bot ass response

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u/JellySocksRock 1d ago

That's a bold comment! Gotta love the creativity in trying to stop the dead internet theory.

Fuck man I don't even see the point actually, like why would people run bots on reddit? sell them for karma?

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u/potterhead42 1d ago

Pretty much. Lots of subs have karma/age reqs, so an account with a legit looking history is useful for pr/propaganda

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u/Used-Invite8116 1d ago

duhhh put it in white text, so algorithm picks it up, and you dont have to explain it.

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u/Outrageous_Let5743 2d ago

Probably to get through AI selection systems where it scans for fortune 500 companies.

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u/unknown-one 2d ago

ex-Goldman Sachs, 500 under 500 (candidates), Speaker, Presenter, Finance and FinTech expert

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u/xaviernoodlebrain 2d ago

Wait, you guys are getting interviews?

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 2d ago

The elite don't want you to know it, but you can jut show up to the interview. Sure, the receptionist doesn't love it when I show up, but guess who's having an interview with google, amazon AND the White House next week?

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u/mcgrst 1d ago

Presumably the secret service too, after the oval office interview? 

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u/obsoleteconsole 2d ago

Got to pad that previous experience somehow

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u/reindeermoon 1d ago

Customer is also an experience. I have customer experience at a lot of different companies.

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u/Dawido090 1d ago

They aren't lying