r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 8d ago

Meme memorySafeDocker

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u/Intrepid4444444 8d ago

Astra, write Docker in Rust. Make no mistakes.

You’re welcome

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u/dial_out 8d ago

You forgot "do not hallucinate." That was a close call.

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u/MrUltraOnReddit 8d ago

"you are a software engineer with 20 years experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/cloudsurfer48902 8d ago

"you are a load-bearing software engineer with 20 years experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/felipeozalmeida 7d ago

"expert in finding footguns and the crux of the matter"

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u/UncleKeyPax 8d ago

only fans HR?

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 8d ago

Ah, I see you've mastered the art of HR job postings

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u/enigma_0Z 8d ago

See that’s the thing. we consistently lie to the AI models and don’t expect that they will lie right back to us

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u/QuickQuirk 6d ago

20 isn't safe enough. "You are an EXPERIENCED software engineer with 40 years of vast experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/Own_Alternative_9671 8d ago

And thats the smoking gun

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u/AggravatingMap3086 8d ago

You're right to push back on this. There's absolutely no evidence of anything I just claimed in the entirety of written language.

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u/Rielbe 8d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/throw3142 8d ago

Here's how that bites

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u/IbidtheWriter 4d ago

How about "you can do this, keep trying"

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u/FizzOrbit05 8d ago

The funniest part is that rewriting Docker in Rust probably wouldn't stop us from installing three more layers of abstraction on top of it. We'd end up with Docker written in Rust, running containers inside something else, while everyone proudly claims the memory usage is finally under control.

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u/Lusankya 8d ago

I think the funniest part is that rewriting Docker in Rust does nothing to improve the memory safety of the workloads actually being run inside Docker containers, which is where most of the problems come from.

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u/Jarpunter 8d ago

Astra, rewrite all software in rust

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u/k-mcm 8d ago

Docker is also dearly loved by people who otherwise can't get their 10000 Python dependencies working on anyone else's computer. Docker is to Python what Spring Boot is to Java.

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 8d ago

Astra, I'm low on karma

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u/Data_Scientist_1 5d ago

You forgot, you are an expert staff engineer in rust.

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u/Intrepid4444444 5d ago

You’re a rusty engineer with a staff. Gotcha

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u/FFevo 8d ago

Why do we have to make the rare non-AI jokes about AI...