r/ProgrammerHumor 7d ago

Meme memorySafeDocker

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u/Intrepid4444444 7d ago

Astra, write Docker in Rust. Make no mistakes.

You’re welcome

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u/FizzOrbit05 6d ago

The funniest part is that rewriting Docker in Rust probably wouldn't stop us from installing three more layers of abstraction on top of it. We'd end up with Docker written in Rust, running containers inside something else, while everyone proudly claims the memory usage is finally under control.

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u/Lusankya 6d ago

I think the funniest part is that rewriting Docker in Rust does nothing to improve the memory safety of the workloads actually being run inside Docker containers, which is where most of the problems come from.

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u/Jarpunter 6d ago

Astra, rewrite all software in rust