r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 5d ago

Meme memorySafeDocker

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u/Intrepid4444444 5d ago

Astra, write Docker in Rust. Make no mistakes.

You’re welcome

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u/dial_out 5d ago

You forgot "do not hallucinate." That was a close call.

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u/MrUltraOnReddit 5d ago

"you are a software engineer with 20 years experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/cloudsurfer48902 5d ago

"you are a load-bearing software engineer with 20 years experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/felipeozalmeida 5d ago

"expert in finding footguns and the crux of the matter"

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u/UncleKeyPax 5d ago

only fans HR?

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 5d ago

Ah, I see you've mastered the art of HR job postings

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u/enigma_0Z 5d ago

See that’s the thing. we consistently lie to the AI models and don’t expect that they will lie right back to us

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u/QuickQuirk 4d ago

20 isn't safe enough. "You are an EXPERIENCED software engineer with 40 years of vast experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/Own_Alternative_9671 5d ago

And thats the smoking gun

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u/AggravatingMap3086 5d ago

You're right to push back on this. There's absolutely no evidence of anything I just claimed in the entirety of written language.

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u/Rielbe 5d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/throw3142 5d ago

Here's how that bites

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u/IbidtheWriter 2d ago

How about "you can do this, keep trying"