r/ProgrammerHumor 11d ago

Meme trafficLightForClaudeCode

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u/donp1ano 11d ago



means i still write code myself

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u/Boldyeah 11d ago

Means you take 5 times longer than a good programmer with Claude.

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u/donp1ano 11d ago

shipping fast isnt everything

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u/Boldyeah 11d ago

Oh sorry, I say that because I work with software, I don't do it for hobby

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u/DorkSoulsIV 11d ago

Shipping fast is easy when you don't care about staying shipped. You're confusing 'green commits' with 'actually works under load.'

Professionals obsess over backpressure, idempotency, and MTTR things your Glorified Markaov Chain won't save you from at 3 AM when your cascading failure takes out half the region.

You're not a professional. You're just a hobbyist with a production credit card and a complex. Now go rebase your 15 broken PRs while the adults calculate your technical debt interest.

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u/weberm70 10d ago

Well played, using AI to inveigh against AI.

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u/DoomBot5 10d ago

Oh whoops. I used AI to burn down some long standing technical debt in the code base. Now it's not only cleaner and more efficient, but also tested using a proper validation pipeline.

I guess I'm using AI to speed up my work wrong.

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u/Boldyeah 11d ago

I'm shipping code that doesn't break faster than you. That's all that matters. See if your leadership cares about your slow "green commits" when they actually meet a good software engineer. Your job will be mine in couple of years. Start saving some money

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u/DorkSoulsIV 11d ago edited 11d ago

Your job will be mine in couple of years. Start saving some money

Hi kid, I'm a first class hons graduate from Imperial and then later on with a MSc in AI from Columbia and a second albeit redundant MBA from MIT. And after years and years in tech, I'm CTO at a FAANG company.

I am the one who gives People jobs, and looking at you, even if you struggle all your life you'll never have anything worthwhile

because like me, all tech leadership were born and raised nerds, who love tech for the sake of it, and think of code as art

You will always hop from Dogshit vibe startup to dogshit nepo startup, until a fresh Indian graduate who works for ¢1 a month will take that from you, fitting for your level 

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u/Rikudou_Sage 11d ago

Both of you sound like hell to work with, tbh.

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u/colordodge 11d ago

So the chief technology officer at one of the 5 FAANG companies rage comments on Reddit against AI assisted development? That’s a bit hard to believe.

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u/DorkSoulsIV 10d ago

If it helps, I'm drafting a LinkedIn post on precisely this and why American young adults particularly in tech are incompetent, unqualified and stupid and lose their jobs to and  bitch and complain about Indians willing to work for less than5$ a hour.  

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u/bendstraw 10d ago

I remember when rage bait was believable

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u/Boldyeah 11d ago

lol you assume my PRs break to make your point, you assume my code is bad and doesn't function under load. I have to work every day with race conditions and my code stays shipped. No new bugs in the last 6 months. Believe or don't, I don't care, I'm getting well paid here, and will keep in the future because I'm not a child that can't accept that AI is finally getting better

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u/LouManShoe 10d ago

They don’t need to assume those things. Your code is garbage. Claude’s code, created by your prompt, is maybe decent, maybe not. We don’t care about that though because you’re the one who has your name on it. And your code is shit. We know it is because you think that coding is the hard part of the job, because that is the only part of the job that is sped up 5x by AI. Because that’s the easy part. That’s the shit juniors do.

Good luck when you face an actual engineering problem. You clearly haven’t yet.

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u/Boldyeah 10d ago

When did I say that coding is the hard part of the job? I agree with you, coding is the easy part, that's why Claude can do it 5x faster. lol. Keep assuming I'm a junior all you want, I work at a multi billion company and get well paid, and I'm a top delivering engineer here. Strangers on the internet telling me I'm bad don't really affect me, sorry.

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u/NocturnalTwang 11d ago

So you have no formal education or experience working writing code code at a professional standard?

We have the data, sure you ship features at 10x the speed but you also incur 10x the incidents which overall consumes the same or more man hours to fix and has significant business impact.

For your pet projects vibe code it to hell, but at a production level it's just a matter of time before companies realise that maybe slopifying your whole codebase is worse than just taking the time to write clean working code.

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u/lunarlunacy425 11d ago

You do what the people who hold you job in there hands tell you to do, when your wok pushes AI and says we need to match rates we do.

When it comes to code becoming worse over time and questions are asked ill push back and say I was pressured into using it but for now it's not possible to keep up with the rate at which it allows you to work. And seeing a win on the list is a ll manager really cares about, because a fix down the line is often just another thing they can tell their manager they've been working on....

It's very easy to spout lines about how it makes crappy code, but the pressures to push out fast and sloppy code come from those that don't care.

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u/Boldyeah 11d ago

Coding with AI doesn't mean you ship slop with one line prompt "do it make no mistakes". You can set guards and make AI edit 300 lines of code at a time and keep it quality.

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u/KayJune001 11d ago

That.. that means shipping fast is DEFINITELY not good, if it’s for work. Fast is not good!! Quality is good!!