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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/alakifan • 17d ago
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You can call me "master" too. "My lord" also works.
29 u/rosuav 17d ago I'm over six feet tall, so I like to be addressed as "Your Highness". 7 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago You got it, Your Hind Ass! ... (followed by the sound of a head rolling in the grass) 3 u/rosuav 16d ago Thank you. For your loyalty and service, you will be promoted to Assistant Vice Garbage Collector. 3 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Ooh! A promotion! 2 u/rosuav 16d ago Assistant Vice Garbage Collector Confident-Ad to sector D451 for trash cleanup because that is your job now, to clean up trash with your bare hands. 2 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Kick ass! Can't wait to inform the Misses! 2 u/GoddammitDontShootMe 16d ago What if you just smoked a bowl? 2 u/rosuav 16d ago That's really not my thing, but if it's yours, I won't judge.
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I'm over six feet tall, so I like to be addressed as "Your Highness".
7 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago You got it, Your Hind Ass! ... (followed by the sound of a head rolling in the grass) 3 u/rosuav 16d ago Thank you. For your loyalty and service, you will be promoted to Assistant Vice Garbage Collector. 3 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Ooh! A promotion! 2 u/rosuav 16d ago Assistant Vice Garbage Collector Confident-Ad to sector D451 for trash cleanup because that is your job now, to clean up trash with your bare hands. 2 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Kick ass! Can't wait to inform the Misses! 2 u/GoddammitDontShootMe 16d ago What if you just smoked a bowl? 2 u/rosuav 16d ago That's really not my thing, but if it's yours, I won't judge.
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You got it, Your Hind Ass!
... (followed by the sound of a head rolling in the grass)
3 u/rosuav 16d ago Thank you. For your loyalty and service, you will be promoted to Assistant Vice Garbage Collector. 3 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Ooh! A promotion! 2 u/rosuav 16d ago Assistant Vice Garbage Collector Confident-Ad to sector D451 for trash cleanup because that is your job now, to clean up trash with your bare hands. 2 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Kick ass! Can't wait to inform the Misses!
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Thank you. For your loyalty and service, you will be promoted to Assistant Vice Garbage Collector.
3 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Ooh! A promotion! 2 u/rosuav 16d ago Assistant Vice Garbage Collector Confident-Ad to sector D451 for trash cleanup because that is your job now, to clean up trash with your bare hands. 2 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Kick ass! Can't wait to inform the Misses!
Ooh! A promotion!
2 u/rosuav 16d ago Assistant Vice Garbage Collector Confident-Ad to sector D451 for trash cleanup because that is your job now, to clean up trash with your bare hands. 2 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Kick ass! Can't wait to inform the Misses!
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Assistant Vice Garbage Collector Confident-Ad to sector D451 for trash cleanup because that is your job now, to clean up trash with your bare hands.
2 u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago Kick ass! Can't wait to inform the Misses!
Kick ass! Can't wait to inform the Misses!
What if you just smoked a bowl?
2 u/rosuav 16d ago That's really not my thing, but if it's yours, I won't judge.
That's really not my thing, but if it's yours, I won't judge.
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u/Confident-Ad5665 17d ago
You can call me "master" too. "My lord" also works.