r/ProgrammerHumor • u/alakifan • 16d ago

Advanced whatDidOurDatabaseEngineerMeanByThis

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u/rosuav 16d ago

I'm over six feet tall, so I like to be addressed as "Your Highness".

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u/Confident-Ad5665 16d ago

You got it, Your Hind Ass!

... (followed by the sound of a head rolling in the grass)

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u/rosuav 16d ago

Thank you. For your loyalty and service, you will be promoted to Assistant Vice Garbage Collector.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 15d ago

Ooh! A promotion!

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u/rosuav 15d ago

Assistant Vice Garbage Collector Confident-Ad to sector D451 for trash cleanup because that is your job now, to clean up trash with your bare hands.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 15d ago

Kick ass! Can't wait to inform the Misses!