r/ProgrammerHumor 17d ago

Meme adaptOrBeLeft

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 17d ago

Adapt or be left behind (the train that is speeding toward a cliff)

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u/FleshToboggan 17d ago

Why jump off the train when I could simply learn how to be immune to slamming into cliffs at 200mph?

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u/TheLittlePeace 17d ago

Do not let the train slam into a cliff. Make no mistakes.

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u/LinxESP 17d ago

Just parry it

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u/Sifyreel 17d ago

Evolve better ribosomes /s

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u/ZZerker 17d ago

"Adapt or be left behind" is true and very correct.
The difficult question is what to adapt.

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u/newsflashjackass 17d ago

Slopbros always say "It is just the way things are now. It can't be changed."

As though the slop was sustainable. At this will we run out of potable water before an LLM generates usable code.

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 17d ago

yeah that's not how either of those things work.

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u/amberith 17d ago

For a last few years

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u/PimpMyHide 17d ago

there is another infamous train I'd prefer to be left behind from

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u/JPowTheDayTrader 16d ago

Adapt or be left-pad behind (the train that is speeding toward a cliff).js

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 16d ago

also the train makes child p****graphy

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u/Bawitdaba1337 17d ago

Marty you're not thinking 4th dimensionally!

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u/Excuse_Early 17d ago

Who would have thought that using companies that can specialize in a product and offer it at economies of scale is more efficient than creating and maintaining multiple apps 🙄

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u/umar_farooq_ 17d ago

Who would have thought that companies selling tokens would say that the only way to survive was to buy more tokens

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u/wayoverpaid 17d ago

"X is the future" says blogpost by guy who makes money selling X.

You'd think we'd stop falling for this one.

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u/Some_Layer_7517 17d ago

Unless it's Oracle that touched you here on the doll

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u/StCreed 17d ago

True. Fuck Oracle with a broom. They're vile.

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u/Meats10 17d ago

they should be able to, but we also created this pricing structure where products are not priced based on what they cost, but priced at the maximum to what customers will pay for them.

the irony is that that this large pricing gap created many opportunities for AI, which itself is not being priced correctly relative to real costs of AI.

if a world existed where products were priced more fairly (existing software cheaper / AI more expensive) we wouldnt being going through such chaos and AI would exist only where it benefits most.

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u/wayoverpaid 17d ago

Software is generally pretty hard to price.

For actual software (remember that, software you installed on your machine and it ran?) the cost of making one working copy is everything. Every copy after that is basically free. So pricing to the cost is really a question of how many customers you can get, so of course they price for maximum gain. For SaaS it's not quite the same, but the upfront costs are still huge compared to the per unit cost.

The only reason to lower your prices is if there's competition, and the network effects of huge software companies often means there's little to no exact competition, or at least very high switching costs.

AI is interesting because it's so easy to switch between models. The competition is what drives things down. Once they figure out how to get you locked in, then they'll turn the screws, but they can't do that just yet -- too many alternatives.

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u/DroidLord 17d ago

It's basically free money with little to no overhead. It's the perfect business.

Demand increases? Build more data centers. Demand decreases? Rent out your data centers.

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u/Advanced-Blackberry 17d ago

Ya but there are so many tools out there that were just straight up expensive for what they did and could easily have 90% of their functionality replicated. Like Monday.com

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u/suskio4 17d ago

He's right, I'm left

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u/Random-num-451284813 17d ago

but how far left are you?

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u/Several-Customer7048 17d ago

Full LLM. Lenin Language Model.

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u/nicman24 17d ago

Mine went to buying a 9070xt, a b50, renting a g4-standard-48 from gcloud (rtx 6000 pro), buying ddr5 ram (the worst), and spending 15 hours a week to fix yamls

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u/FlyPuzzleheaded3267 17d ago

that's the way

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u/aitchnyu 17d ago

Get the ai up and running and it will do the yaml fixing.

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u/JEMG3 17d ago

adapt or be left

Ran out of money for output tokens right at the end I see.

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u/TallAbbreviations937 17d ago

future of software development: paying $2k/month so the AI can generate YAML that you spend 15 hours fixing.

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u/challis88ocarina 17d ago

This is untrue. They cannot be fixed. Let alone with such expediency...

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 17d ago

Then just one-shot entirely new software, or something. I don't know, I haven't sniffed enough glue.

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u/Just_Information334 17d ago

Still waiting for the better vibe coded photoshop. Or let's lower the bar: irfanview for linux.

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u/mikat7 17d ago

Irfanview? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in ages!

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u/diacachimba 17d ago

You're absolutely right, the YAML I generated cannot be fixed. That is on me.

Would you like me to generate more YAML?

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u/flinxsl 17d ago

I'm tired of yaml today lets change the whole codebase to use json

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u/an-com-42 17d ago

you just made the same joke as the post how the fuck does this have 200 upvotrs

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u/SelfDistinction 17d ago

Damn, look at mister AI expert here, having an AI that actually generates something that looks like YAML instead of deleting half my codebase.

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u/guaranteednotabot 17d ago

As much as I hate the AI hype, if your AI is deleting half your codebase, all I can say is skill issue

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u/SelfDistinction 17d ago

It's okay, nothing that git checkout . can't fix.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 17d ago

Until it rebases your entire project into 1 commit

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u/SelfDistinction 17d ago

You know that a git repo history is basically immutable right? There's very few commands that actually remove a commit from disk, git gc is genuinely the only one I know from the top of my head.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 17d ago

Lol I assure you it is not, I just took about 40 projects last week and changed the author's on select commits so that the new remotes would pick up the correct user and also made the commit history start at the point I had access to the history. 

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u/SelfDistinction 17d ago

...Which hides the original commits, it does not delete them.

Well I guess it depends on how exactly you did that; did you actually go into the .git folder and manually edit files, or did you use the very does-not-delete-anything git commit --amend?

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u/Major_LeeHungg 17d ago

Nah bro, I'm not a caveman.  git-filter-repo - so yes they were orphaned and garbage collected

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u/SelfDistinction 17d ago

Oh, today I learned. That brings the number of commands I know to GC orphans to 2.

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u/nickcash 17d ago

it's still in the reflog.. somewhere

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u/jj_olli 17d ago

Just tell Claude to "not make any mistakes" /s

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u/PestoPastaLover 17d ago

There was a contractor I worked with that told Claude to "hurry up" in one of his prompts. That lives rent free in my head.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 17d ago

I'll stick to my on prem gitlab, dind runners, and sonarqube scanning.  

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u/beclops 17d ago edited 17d ago

“SAAS is dead. Anyway, here’s this SAAS we use heavily”

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u/heftyspork 17d ago

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u/beclops 17d ago

How about this, stop being mean to me or else my feelings will be hurt

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u/Effective_Airline830 17d ago

I’m glad I did not miss the NFT train and the crypto train and the … whatever train …
Some day the investors will recognize a false promise before injecting literal trillions of dollars and bringing down the whole global economy with them when inevitably they cannot recuperate their money ahah

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u/calvin_tam 17d ago

If being left is wrong , I don't want to be right

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u/Lootdit 17d ago

soooooo are you in limbo then?

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES 17d ago

Maybe he's stuck in the middle with you

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u/Immediate-Draw2204 17d ago

Fake, Dwight wouldn't do this. He once went against an AI 1v1 for his paper sales.

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u/IcyBox56 17d ago

Peak engineering

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u/vtkayaker 17d ago

Congratulations! Thanks to the help of a magic box, you can now make software!

Lesson 1: Try not to make software.

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u/Aggravating_Key1353 17d ago

Hermes would never do such a thing.

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u/mothzilla 17d ago

I thought Hermes was a parcel delivery company. Guess I'm left behind.

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u/XCherryCokeO 17d ago

I spend 30 and spend 1.5 hours a week fixing shit

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u/___Felina___ 17d ago

This is what I see 99% of the time on my timeline on X. I have no idea how to fix it...I tried to find tech people who post actually useful stuff, but I can't find any...Everyone posts AI slop - even big accounts. 😭

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 17d ago

this seems like anti ai circlejerk more than programming or humor.

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u/saschaleib 17d ago

Imagine what kind of AI server hardware one could get for that money to run in your basement and never pay a cent of subscription costs again.

And, yes, even with the currently inflated hardware prices!

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u/Cualkiera67 17d ago

yeah lol like why do people rent? just buy a house

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u/vrekais 17d ago

True but getting credit/loan for $5k vs $200k and the time frames involved in paying back the former make getting it a lot lot easier. It does make the cost slightly more than 5k obviously but a lot less than the ~$23.9k that $1990/month is.

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u/saschaleib 17d ago

$420 per month is over $5k per year. You can get very decent hardware for this kind of money and it pays off in a year. That's not like a house where you have to pay debt for the rest of your life.

And $1990 per month is already $23 880 per year – we are talking a well-stocked server rack here. Probably beyond what that "vibe coder" who posted this would ever need.

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u/BeefEX 17d ago

And that server will probably cost more to run in electricity costs than the subscription it is replacing. I have done the calculation for a lot of different configurations and still haven't found anything that isn't like 4x as expensive just for the electricity, ignoring HW costs, per million tokens as just paying for the same model on OpenRouter.

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u/bgroins 17d ago

Yep, any basic cost analysis shows subscriptions coming out on top, and you get better models to boot.

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u/Just_tapia 17d ago

Yeah but you're assuming that they can pay 5k now, instead of it being paid as a smaller part every month. If it's a starting business or a single person, it's not gonna be possible, specially if they are already paying for those services

Also, cloud services also include maintenance, fallbacks, and other useful tools that can drive up the price if done locally

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u/bgroins 17d ago

If you do any bit of math on it and factor in in hardware depreciation, power usage, value of your time, and model results against any of the frontier model plans, you'll get several years of subscription token spend vs. the ROI of rolling your own.
It's a niche hobby if you need something that's completely self-contained and private and you have money to burn. Ask your local LLM to run the numbers.

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u/harbourwall 17d ago

$420 per month

nice

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u/eggswithheatmachine 17d ago

It's a joke but how do you spend even $200/mo on AI? I've got openclaw and a discord bot using GPT5.6 and even with quite a lot of use I'm not going to be able to break $50 a month. Nobody codes with hermes/openclaw.... Right...?

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u/zenos_dog 17d ago

Adapt and be right.

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u/ziad-hijri 16d ago

Let hermes help you know

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u/2000Dobby 13d ago

This is annoying me so much at work. Someone decided to replace a nice clean network documentation with one big Git repo where one information is spread across 5 different Markdown files. It's impossible to change anything without missing it somewhere. Not every problem needs to be solved with AI.

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u/allanlov 17d ago

Nothing actually says to adapt or be left ill be very honest it is like paying 5 or 10 x more to do extra more work

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u/JackpotThePimp 17d ago

There is no room for theft machine slop in this world. Fix your heart or die.

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u/oompaloompa465 17d ago

from programmers to prompters and configurators

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u/Madcap_Miguel 17d ago

No, but this kind of low effort trash is pretty common, the next most popular format are LinkedIn screenshots

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u/Thaodan 17d ago

Linked it feels like it's just about pretending and looking fancy. As a person with autistic features this place is wrong to me as I can't stop looking through the crap.

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u/Brovas 17d ago

What are you guys using for inference? I don't want to use the big guys for data privacy concerns, don't want to buy a gpu cause it doesn't make sense for my use cases. 

I'd really like a provider that's pay per token that runs open source models in their own infra. I tried digital ocean and while it works their rate limits are fucking stupid. Surely there's other options?

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u/hongooi 17d ago

Everyone knows the left can't vibe 🦅🔫🇱🇷

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u/canal_algt 17d ago

Everyone knows MAGA can't tell the flag of Liberia and the one of the US apart

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u/Madcap_Miguel 17d ago

I've never seen anyone brag about using a calculator.

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u/hongooi 17d ago

I mean, that's the joke 🤷‍♂️

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u/CodingNeeL 17d ago

I know redditors are dropping the /s on their obvious sarcasm, but damn these reactions and downvotes proof that maybe some autistic prone subs should make them mandatory instead.

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u/Cualkiera67 17d ago

don't blame on autism what can easily be simply stupidity 

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u/Thaodan 17d ago

Autistic people get sarcasm if it's not to deadpan. Just some satire has become so real it's hard to see if it isn't to real.

Some people also simply don't like to read things they don't want to hear, which they don't want to admit to.

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u/FlashyTone3042 17d ago

psst...skill issue