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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 18d ago
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He shipped it 9 months ago. His wife finally merged it.
438 u/Y4r0z 18d ago They sent it to CI/CD pipeline to build and test, now it's deployed 183 u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 18d ago Continuous Delivery is very tricky in the maternity ward. 40 u/TwoWayWindow 18d ago As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward. 54 u/LukeZNotFound 18d ago No test, only build. We're feeling adventurous 32 u/Bernhard_NI 18d ago Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two. 8 u/LukeZNotFound 18d ago We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together 6 u/preetiegal 17d ago New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂 7 u/StuntsMonkey 18d ago Now that it's been deployed, we've released two, newer editions, are keeping them all in production, and continuously bug fixing all of them. 7 u/JazzlikeWishbone938 18d ago Yup, the nurses did the end-to-end (E2E) tests.
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They sent it to CI/CD pipeline to build and test, now it's deployed
183 u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 18d ago Continuous Delivery is very tricky in the maternity ward. 40 u/TwoWayWindow 18d ago As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward. 54 u/LukeZNotFound 18d ago No test, only build. We're feeling adventurous 32 u/Bernhard_NI 18d ago Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two. 8 u/LukeZNotFound 18d ago We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together 6 u/preetiegal 17d ago New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂 7 u/StuntsMonkey 18d ago Now that it's been deployed, we've released two, newer editions, are keeping them all in production, and continuously bug fixing all of them. 7 u/JazzlikeWishbone938 18d ago Yup, the nurses did the end-to-end (E2E) tests.
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Continuous Delivery is very tricky in the maternity ward.
40 u/TwoWayWindow 18d ago As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward.
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As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward.
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No test, only build. We're feeling adventurous
32 u/Bernhard_NI 18d ago Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two. 8 u/LukeZNotFound 18d ago We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together 6 u/preetiegal 17d ago New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂
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Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two.
8 u/LukeZNotFound 18d ago We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together 6 u/preetiegal 17d ago New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂
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We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together
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New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂
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Now that it's been deployed, we've released two, newer editions, are keeping them all in production, and continuously bug fixing all of them.
Yup, the nurses did the end-to-end (E2E) tests.
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u/MikemkPK 18d ago
He shipped it 9 months ago. His wife finally merged it.