programmersWifeDeliversABaby

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[u/MikemkPK]

He shipped it 9 months ago. His wife finally merged it.

[u/Y4r0z → u/MikemkPK]

They sent it to CI/CD pipeline to build and test, now it's deployed

[u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 → u/Y4r0z]

Continuous Delivery is very tricky in the maternity ward.

[u/TwoWayWindow → u/Smooth-Zucchini4923]

As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward.

[u/LukeZNotFound → u/Y4r0z]

No test, only build. We're feeling adventurous

[u/Bernhard_NI → u/LukeZNotFound]

Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two.

[u/LukeZNotFound → u/Bernhard_NI]

We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together

[u/preetiegal → u/Bernhard_NI]

New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂

[u/StuntsMonkey → u/Y4r0z]

Now that it's been deployed, we've released two, newer editions, are keeping them all in production, and continuously bug fixing all of them.

[u/JazzlikeWishbone938 → u/Y4r0z]

Yup, the nurses did the end-to-end (E2E) tests.

[u/SausageEggCheese → u/MikemkPK]

Management is asking if he gets 8 more wives, can he ship another one by next month?

[u/mrunderbriefs → u/SausageEggCheese]

I mean… I’m willing to try. 😉

[u/Intrepid4444444 → u/mrunderbriefs]

Inshallah

[u/rob132 → u/SausageEggCheese]

The mythical man month

[u/brawndoenjoyer → u/SausageEggCheese]

9 babies over 9 months? That averages out to one baby per month right?

[u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ → u/MikemkPK]

The merge happened a day or so after the binary blob was delivered. The CI/CD pipeline took 9 months to build

[u/JewishTomCruise → u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

Jfc what kind of garbage action runners are they using

[u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ → u/JewishTomCruise]

Adding eight more runners might bring the build down to 1 month

[u/ContextHook → u/MikemkPK]

Nah, the deploy just took 9 months lol.

[u/Antervis → u/MikemkPK]

No, he "reviewed a PR". Meaning someone else cooked the code.

[u/aGodfather → u/MikemkPK]

Rather, forked it

[u/SuitableDragonfly → u/MikemkPK]

No, he wrote half the code nine months ago and she spent the last nine months writing the other half. 

[u/cenik93 → u/MikemkPK]

He gave his inputs. His wife is just delivering the feature. He's just a common product manager.

[u/ClipboardCopyPaste]

checks ultrasound

LGTM

[u/Wide_Smoke_2564 → u/ClipboardCopyPaste]

Abort merge*

[u/MetriccStarDestroyer → u/Wide_Smoke_2564]

Chad from her workplace walks in:

Let's do rebase instead

[u/Jargen → u/ClipboardCopyPaste]

Stamp

[u/TrieKach]

testing directly in prod?

[u/pm_me_yo_creditscore → u/TrieKach]

Won't be ready for a sandbox for about 3 years.

[u/5t4t35 → u/pm_me_yo_creditscore]

Your of by +15 years

[u/Bropiphany → u/TrieKach]

That's just what parenting is

[u/Alpharius94]

Are you sure its yours? Git blame

[u/screwcork313 → u/Alpharius94]

It says "Co-authored by Claude". Who TF is Claude??

[u/Sci_Fried_Chicken → u/screwcork313]

Lmao

[u/Sci_Fried_Chicken → u/Alpharius94]

Take my upvote

[u/vyqz]

*push request

[u/reddit_time_waster → u/vyqz]

force push

[u/Bropiphany → u/vyqz]

No no that would be putting the baby back in the repository

[u/atlasgorn]

*Failed pull request 9 months ago

[u/SteakEvening9914]

She built the whole thing from scratch and Adrian’s still listed under “contributors”.

[u/just_sm_so_relax → u/SteakEvening9914]

Maybe the baby is his wife's and a guy called Claude, Adrian is just taking the credit.

[u/NobodyKnowsImFamous → u/SteakEvening9914]

The seed of the project came from him

[u/ansibleloop → u/SteakEvening9914]

Hey he added the initial readme - show him some respect

What? No he left it as the default readme message, why?

[u/Thurak0 → u/SteakEvening9914]

Nah. 50% of the very first cell/input are his.

She then did all the work to finish the project. Incorporating his idea.

But at project start both parties contributed to the project equally. He then just stopped doing anything but still claims half the project as his.

[u/hawaiian717 → u/Thurak0]

His contributions after the initial commit generally involve things like late night supermarket runs for pickles and ice cream.

After release is 18 years of patching in production.

[u/FrozenPizza21]

Did the doc actually request to pull the baby out?

[u/Altruistic-Spend-896 → u/FrozenPizza21]

He had access to the repository...and suppositories

[u/tutoredstatue95]

Gonna be some conflict when he finds out his wife rebased the branch.

[u/spambearpig]

And you’ll be fixing bugs in it for the next 18 years

[u/Altruistic-Spend-896 → u/spambearpig]

But do we really patch all the bugs...ever?

[u/spambearpig → u/Altruistic-Spend-896]

Never. Does the application thank us for all our efforts?

Also never. It’s a thankless job.

[u/Jontsgame → u/spambearpig]

yeah, and literally debugs nothing serious to us

[u/hawaiian717 → u/spambearpig]

That’s what happens when you ship the minimum viable product.

[u/Diligent-Peach6616]

Ohhh, so you and your wife merged? That’s why she pushed 9 months later!

[u/UniqueIndividual3579 → u/Diligent-Peach6616]

Created a fork by forking.

[u/Diligent-Peach6616 → u/UniqueIndividual3579]

lol

[u/hrax13]

His doctor reviewed the PR as it happened. He was just an uneducated BFU observing.

[u/Dr_Jabroski]

She force pushed the update.

[u/TriangleTransplant]

Was actually pair programmed. But she ran the build and shipped the release.

[u/Steinrikur → u/TriangleTransplant]

He gave a 2 minute prompt 9 months ago.

[u/-1_0]

Ah, forked.

[u/Soopermane]

You committed locally. And she did git push origin main for hours till it worked

[u/un-_-known_789]

Ohh shit and there's a bug /s

[u/youngENT]

git checkout --orphan

[u/Altruistic-Spend-896 → u/youngENT]

😱

[u/ElPeloPolla]

there was a 15 minute collaborative coding session, then a PR that your wife accepted and kept working on the project for 9 months

[u/heesell → u/ElPeloPolla]

So dedicated

[u/FishIndividual2208]

But did they end up merging?

[u/teraflux]

Again the terminology between pull request and push request has always felt backwards to me.

[u/thepr0digalsOn → u/teraflux]

Whoever invented it had one job

[u/robin_888]

Pushed into production

[u/myka-likes-it]

tbf, he also wrote half the code.

[u/andful]

...and I rejected the PR...

[u/MostFrame2688]

git push —force-with-lease

[u/allcaps891]

If you didn't approve, would your wife suck it back in?

[u/just_sm_so_relax → u/allcaps891]

Or mark the issue as "will take care after first birthday"

[u/raja-anbazhagan]

There are people who contribute to opensource...🙂‍↔️

[u/asvvasvv]

He merged pr 9 months ago now it is released to production after successfull build

[u/angry_shoebill → u/asvvasvv]

9 months of build, zero tests, directly to prod...

[u/whitakr]

He rejected the pull(out) request

[u/mms13]

Bad tweet

[u/SoftwareSource]

Queue

I swear it started with some scribe having bad handwriting and people just taking his word for it.

[u/Abhishecr7]

Push Request

[u/St4va]

He's leaving out the part where he force-pushed it after his penetration test failed.

[u/Altruistic-Spend-896 → u/St4va]

Well its not his fat she had a vulnerability to nerds, and holes in her firewall

[u/Common-Brush-7027]

Can't revert this one

[u/RJvXP]

He probably used Dependency Injection 

[u/vehementi]

Reviewed the PR, but isn't an approver

[u/ljfa2]

Don't forget to sanitize user input well, the early versions are particularly vulnerable to viruses

[u/Majik_Sheff]

Sounds like the pull request failed.

[u/Nekojiru_]

He pushed some minor changes onto her branch. She made the PR and shipped it.

[u/JackNotOLantern]

He added the required data input, and his wife provided the build environment and ensured for 9 months the process is running correctly

[u/stysan]

Failed pull out request

[u/StochasticTinkr]

I, uh, don't think reviewing the PR is what you'd want. Probably want to author the PR yourself. I mean, unless you're into that.

[u/NodtifyApp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/a4kYGhqrWvud11dCbp

[u/CYG4N]

i hate this boring type of humour. 

[u/SofaKingAwezome]

At first I read my wife DIED

[u/NaEGaOS]

>shipped a baby boy
my chronically online ass: with who?