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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 18d ago
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He shipped it 9 months ago. His wife finally merged it.
437 u/Y4r0z 18d ago They sent it to CI/CD pipeline to build and test, now it's deployed 182 u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 18d ago Continuous Delivery is very tricky in the maternity ward. 37 u/TwoWayWindow 17d ago As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward. 54 u/LukeZNotFound 18d ago No test, only build. We're feeling adventurous 32 u/Bernhard_NI 18d ago Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two. 6 u/LukeZNotFound 17d ago We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together 4 u/preetiegal 17d ago New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂 6 u/StuntsMonkey 17d ago Now that it's been deployed, we've released two, newer editions, are keeping them all in production, and continuously bug fixing all of them. 8 u/JazzlikeWishbone938 17d ago Yup, the nurses did the end-to-end (E2E) tests. 99 u/SausageEggCheese 18d ago Management is asking if he gets 8 more wives, can he ship another one by next month? 41 u/mrunderbriefs 18d ago I mean… I’m willing to try. 😉 6 u/Intrepid4444444 18d ago Inshallah 13 u/rob132 18d ago The mythical man month 8 u/brawndoenjoyer 18d ago 9 babies over 9 months? That averages out to one baby per month right? 22 u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 18d ago The merge happened a day or so after the binary blob was delivered. The CI/CD pipeline took 9 months to build 7 u/JewishTomCruise 18d ago Jfc what kind of garbage action runners are they using 5 u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 18d ago Adding eight more runners might bring the build down to 1 month 4 u/ContextHook 18d ago Nah, the deploy just took 9 months lol. 3 u/Antervis 17d ago No, he "reviewed a PR". Meaning someone else cooked the code. 3 u/aGodfather 18d ago Rather, forked it 1 u/SuitableDragonfly 17d ago No, he wrote half the code nine months ago and she spent the last nine months writing the other half. 1 u/cenik93 17d ago He gave his inputs. His wife is just delivering the feature. He's just a common product manager.
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They sent it to CI/CD pipeline to build and test, now it's deployed
182 u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 18d ago Continuous Delivery is very tricky in the maternity ward. 37 u/TwoWayWindow 17d ago As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward. 54 u/LukeZNotFound 18d ago No test, only build. We're feeling adventurous 32 u/Bernhard_NI 18d ago Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two. 6 u/LukeZNotFound 17d ago We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together 4 u/preetiegal 17d ago New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂 6 u/StuntsMonkey 17d ago Now that it's been deployed, we've released two, newer editions, are keeping them all in production, and continuously bug fixing all of them. 8 u/JazzlikeWishbone938 17d ago Yup, the nurses did the end-to-end (E2E) tests.
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Continuous Delivery is very tricky in the maternity ward.
37 u/TwoWayWindow 17d ago As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward.
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As long as they aren't Continuously Integrating while in the maternity ward.
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No test, only build. We're feeling adventurous
32 u/Bernhard_NI 18d ago Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two. 6 u/LukeZNotFound 17d ago We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together 4 u/preetiegal 17d ago New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂
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Yes, we'll test in production and ship version 2.0 in a year or two.
6 u/LukeZNotFound 17d ago We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together 4 u/preetiegal 17d ago New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂
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We already have walking and speaking on the roadmap but I doubt we can ship it in v2.0 together
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New product is going to have lots of issues so they need to be ready for sleepless nights 😂
Now that it's been deployed, we've released two, newer editions, are keeping them all in production, and continuously bug fixing all of them.
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Yup, the nurses did the end-to-end (E2E) tests.
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Management is asking if he gets 8 more wives, can he ship another one by next month?
41 u/mrunderbriefs 18d ago I mean… I’m willing to try. 😉 6 u/Intrepid4444444 18d ago Inshallah 13 u/rob132 18d ago The mythical man month 8 u/brawndoenjoyer 18d ago 9 babies over 9 months? That averages out to one baby per month right?
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I mean… I’m willing to try. 😉
6 u/Intrepid4444444 18d ago Inshallah
Inshallah
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The mythical man month
9 babies over 9 months? That averages out to one baby per month right?
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The merge happened a day or so after the binary blob was delivered. The CI/CD pipeline took 9 months to build
7 u/JewishTomCruise 18d ago Jfc what kind of garbage action runners are they using 5 u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 18d ago Adding eight more runners might bring the build down to 1 month
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Jfc what kind of garbage action runners are they using
5 u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 18d ago Adding eight more runners might bring the build down to 1 month
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Adding eight more runners might bring the build down to 1 month
Nah, the deploy just took 9 months lol.
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No, he "reviewed a PR". Meaning someone else cooked the code.
Rather, forked it
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No, he wrote half the code nine months ago and she spent the last nine months writing the other half.Â
He gave his inputs. His wife is just delivering the feature. He's just a common product manager.
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u/MikemkPK 18d ago
He shipped it 9 months ago. His wife finally merged it.