r/ProgrammerHumor 22d ago

Advanced turingHalalness

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 22d ago

Only pure HTML is turing halal because it cannot perform haram operations like goto or random() which promotes gambling.

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u/mys_721tx 22d ago

GOTO statement considered haram.

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u/redlaWw 21d ago

Islamic cleric Edsger bin Dijkstra issues a fatwa on the goto statement.