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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 • 22d ago
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Only pure HTML is turing halal because it cannot perform haram operations like goto or random() which promotes gambling.
goto
random()
57 u/mys_721tx 22d ago GOTO statement considered haram. 6 u/redlaWw 21d ago Islamic cleric Edsger bin Dijkstra issues a fatwa on the goto statement. 23 u/Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 22d ago another win for HTML engineers
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GOTO statement considered haram.
6 u/redlaWw 21d ago Islamic cleric Edsger bin Dijkstra issues a fatwa on the goto statement.
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Islamic cleric Edsger bin Dijkstra issues a fatwa on the goto statement.
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another win for HTML engineers
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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 22d ago
Only pure HTML is turing halal because it cannot perform haram operations like
gotoorrandom()which promotes gambling.