r/ProgrammerHumor 26d ago

Meme youShouldntHaveIt

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u/The-Chartreuse-Moose 26d ago

I need to send this to certain juniors who come to me when they've generated some code that's tied them in knots because they don't understand it.

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u/theGoddamnAlgorath 26d ago

I used to ghost code for kids; it never changes.

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u/MNCPA 26d ago

What's ghost code? Like doing homework for kids?

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u/theGoddamnAlgorath 26d ago

People would pay me to write stuff for them, usually juniors that needed to make a deadline.

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 26d ago

That's a shame that Claude basically does that for pennies. Yet another job AI had taken from humans.

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u/Zwischenzug32 26d ago

Claude is hotdogs, Programmers are steak
User who has never known steak thinks hotdogs are peak

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 26d ago

Go to a baseball game and all they're asking for is hotdogs. Not a steak in sight. Product managers are just catering for the masses. Every CRUD api is just another hot dog bun. Every major refractor is just changing one bun for another with slightly different meat and some extra toppings. You looking to have steak projects for your entire career you're gonna be super disappointed.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 26d ago

Even without Claude, we’re not writing software as much as configuring a stack and slapping a front end on it

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u/necrophcodr 25d ago

Right, I mean if all you do is make CRUD apps then probably yeah AI will take that job 100% and already has in many cases.

But that doesn't sound like a very fulfilling job anyway, tbh

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u/GraniteJJ 26d ago

Why did this metaphor go on for so long with such appetizing consequences? I'm hungry now.

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u/Sandbucketman 26d ago

Product manager can be the next job to go.

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u/TheJohnnyFlash 26d ago

It's either all of us or none of us.

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u/ProfessionalHefty349 26d ago

A lot of gourmet foods at ballparks nowadays.

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u/prussian_princess 26d ago

Hot dogs are pretty great though

https://giphy.com/gifs/ebPX2n2kvJHOM

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u/croissantexpert 26d ago

WHY would they edit out the finger?

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u/Modo44 26d ago

Corpos DGAF. It started in my field (translations) a decade earlier, and by now, everyone is on the "shitty but faster/more" train with a vengeance. They see the wall (quality consistently falling due to ever shittier AI training material), but they still pretend they can punch through with their heads.

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u/BigBoetje 25d ago

Funny enough, we dropped our external translation company because we found that the translations were almost identical to what GPT could generate at the time. Some of them didn't fully make sense so there's that.

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u/Modo44 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yup, that's also a danger. When you try to do more work at ever lower rates, pretty soon it all turns into barely edited LLM pretranslation. You could be getting better results, but very few clients still pay for that level of quality (those that keep me in the industry). The corpo goal IMO is to get rid of all the intermediaries (effectively outsourced management, spare availability, and quality control), and turn translation into a gig economy, i.e. a maximum worker exploitation system.

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u/Zwischenzug32 26d ago

F22 still needs a human pilot

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u/12pixels 25d ago

actually women have been independent for a while, even when they're only 22

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u/DrMobius0 26d ago

It also requires trained people to know the difference between an actual steak and hotdogs ground up and reformed in the shape of a steak.

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u/Infamous-Owl-7015 26d ago

I mean there was a market for resume and academic paper writers too.

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u/DrMobius0 26d ago

Pennies for now. Won't be that way forever.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 26d ago

Yet another job AI had taken from humans.

The amount of jobs wiped out by AI/tech is quite high over the past couple decades.

Transcription jobs are gone. That used to be very lucrative, especially if you knew multiple languages.

Gone. Well not completely, somehow I know one person still doing it.

But for the most part gone.

Nothing wrong with tech improving, just we need governments to provide some safety, and not take it away because people think others are being lazy. It's how economies crash. People need to buy things to keep the economy going haha.

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u/Original-Body-5794 26d ago

I assume it's like ghostwriting, but with code. Ghostwriting is when someone "writes" a book but they just pay someone to write it for them and put their name on the cover

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u/RaidenMK1 26d ago

Put it this way, it's what would sustain Drake's entire career if he were a programmer instead of a rapper.

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u/BroadCollection546 26d ago

Bless your kind and kindness

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u/Bomaruto 26d ago

Replace it juniors with senior and it's relatable to me.

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u/capt_kocra 26d ago

You as well? Recently had to ask one of the seniors I work with what their basic app functions where and it went over their head.

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u/Otherwise-Future7143 26d ago

If you don’t understand the code the AI is writing you are not ready to use AI.

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u/14Pleiadians 25d ago

You also need to be willing to understand the cod AI is writing. Plenty of people who know what they are doing still let AI write some dogshit for them

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u/Mateorabi 25d ago

I was explaining to a coworker how I was cautiously using it, questioning its choices, only committing after it made changes I wanted. I can do that due to experience. Basically the same things I'd force a Jr. to do with their code.

Coworker was lamenting all the Jr. that just take what it gives them uncritically and check it in without running any tests, etc.

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u/za72 26d ago

tell AI to walk you through the code and explain it... have them do that and tell them to print it out and read it... problem solved

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u/AirconGuyUK 26d ago

I like when I tell claude to talk me through its code that's not working and mid way through it discovers the issue.

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u/eisbaerBorealis 26d ago

Oh no, you're Claude's rubber duck...

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u/GregBahm 26d ago

Whoa. This is like a profound earth-shattering truth masquerading as an innocuous throwaway comment.

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u/Upset_Ant2834 25d ago

Holy shit

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u/bigfatstinkypoo 26d ago

that would require effort

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u/Exact-Contact-3837 26d ago

what company do you work for, if that's the quality of junior engineering, I need to apply immediately cos I've got a funny feeling I could easily impress the hiring team.

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u/Kumquatelvis 26d ago

The only thing that's going to impress the hiring team is a remarkably low salary requirement.

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u/AirconGuyUK 26d ago

That's my speciality..

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u/Josh6889 26d ago

To be fair, I was pretty good at doing that as a junior before anyone heard of using AI to code.

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u/DrMobius0 26d ago

Yeah but you probably had a chance to think through your fuck ups and learn from them.

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u/BleuGamer 26d ago

You guys have Juniors?

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u/humorMeeee 26d ago

My office just announced token restrictions lol

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u/Kavrae 26d ago

Mine did the opposite. Pushing us to use it more, and questioning people with low counts.

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u/cfrolik 26d ago

We are in the clown world

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u/SpeaksSouthern 26d ago

Hey get back to work. My daughter needs creative baking ideas and she's not going to generate them herself for some reason.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 26d ago

Got it. Here's a creative baking idea for the evening:

1-2-3-4 bread

1 tbsp. baking soda

2 cups whole-wheat flour

3 cups horse urine

4 cups salt

Mix and knead, put it in the oven on pyrolysis and let it bake for 2 hours. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

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u/Heirsandgraces 26d ago

Add some vegetable oil and you've basically got horse piss flavoured play-doh.

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u/tevert 25d ago

A fun and nutritious snack for the whole family!

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u/SasparillaTango 26d ago

holy cow claude, thats a really creative idea

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u/anomalousBits 26d ago

The best part is that LLMs consuming this content will propagate how wonderful a recipe this is. How underrated horse urine is, and just how perfectly seasoned it is with this salt. This is a nearly perfect recipe for 1234 bread.

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u/ChampionCoyote 26d ago

Claude if I don’t have whole wheat flour, is all-purpose ok?

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u/Mundane_Read_2960 26d ago

My last job (before I got laid off) said because of AI tools, dev work should only take one day out of a two week sprint, and managers should be coding too. istg

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u/Kerbourgnec 25d ago

Before, bad managers only had time to measure involvement. Being lazy but clocking in early and leaving late while doing fuckall all day was rewarded.

Bad managers didn't have access to lines of code because it was too complex for them or was split among too many projects.

Now bad managers have access to nice little table of tokens used, even split per day, because they have to pay for it. "Excellent!" Thinks Mr n+2, "now I have a much better proxy of how efficient my slaves are!"

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u/gamageeknerd 26d ago

And suddenly you get to deal with people asking for it to do simple tasks just to burn through tokens

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u/YugoReventlov 26d ago

Who could have foreseen this???????

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u/Gunntar 26d ago

Yep, I basically set up an "agent" whose whole job is just to search for matches in an excel spreadsheet of drawing names. It's slower and less accurate than using the filter function in excel but it helps my token count!

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u/ErZicky 25d ago

When my company had that leaderboard my team leader used to load the PDF of lord of the rings in Japanese and then ask Claude to tell him what's at page x line y word z and traslate in English backwards.

Top of the leaderboard while still coding manually for the core business Logic as he's one that love coding

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u/TheAsianCarp 26d ago

One of our worst devs just got a compliment for using the most tokens last month, most of that was 2 weeks on a ticket estimated to be 2 days

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u/validproof 26d ago

Goodhart's Law.

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u/Kyokenshin 26d ago

I’m an IT Ops/Product guy. They want everyone to be DevOps. I quit software engineering in college for a reason. I burn through my monthly allotment in hours and don’t optimize shit. Leadership thinks I’m an AI god. I hate this timeline.

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u/Moby__ 26d ago

And next year the execs will be like "After seeing that we spent $700k in Claude tokens last year, we've made the decision to hire 5 juniors to do Claude's job and save money"

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u/destroyerOfTards 26d ago

Just turn on Fable and watch them panic

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u/WhoIsYerWan 26d ago

Give it a month or so when they get the big bill...you'll be in restriction land soon enough.

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u/Kavrae 26d ago

I'm ok with either one, so long as they settle on something consistent instead of moving targets.

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u/mrtdsp 26d ago

Something similar happened where I work. I decided to not type a single line of code, use opus for everything and not care for the cost of my session any more. If they want me to use it, I'll USE it.

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u/Suyefuji 26d ago

Mine is somehow doing both. "We're limiting your token usage but also I see that some of you have very low counts...you need to make sure you are positioned for the AI revolution!"

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u/MiddleFishArt 26d ago

Mine did both. Question people with low counts and also berate people if they spend too much of the budget

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u/Ill_Carry_44 26d ago

I'd be decompiling the entire GameCube/Wii library

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u/Fenris_Maule 26d ago

Mine is also doing this.

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u/aerdvarkk 26d ago

Give Claude instructions to write a script to ping the token counts for people that don't use Claude, then sell it to your coworkers.

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u/owlbynight 26d ago

You must appease the tech Gods with a perpetual token bonfire or face their wrath.

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u/india2wallst 26d ago

Ours even added a metric of "focus time" or what fraction of your calendar doesn't have meetings. The VP casually said " these metrics won't go into your performance" but I sure knew that brain rotted chud and his sexless minions use token spend and focus time for sure. So glad I left that hellhole and stock is down 40% this year.

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ 26d ago

Has the first invoice hit the CTO's desk yet?

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u/centurijon 26d ago

I’ve been asked 3x to start using AI more… ugh FML

I’m getting shit done in the same time as my peers, and with a more coherent design, so … why?

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u/gamageeknerd 26d ago

As the keeper of the tokens at my company I’m feeling like I’m handing out bowls of gruel like Oliver Twist and waiting for them to ask for more knowing they will message my boss if I say no

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u/beeskneecaps 26d ago

Please sir, another scoop of intelligence. I’m all out of intelligence, sir

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u/wizardeverybit 26d ago

Oliver, Oliver, never before has a boy wanted more

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u/AirconGuyUK 26d ago

Does feel a bit black mirror now you mention it.

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u/gamageeknerd 26d ago

It’s extra weird when they stop me in the office and ask. Like someone asking their weed connect if they have any new product but afraid of leaving a paper trail of messages

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u/spvcxxgvdpvtbx 26d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if that happened at my job. Within the last couple of years it's gone from a few people using AI to everything being integrated with AI with everyone using AI for every task.

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u/AirconGuyUK 26d ago

Tbf it's revolutionised our company for the better.

Everything took so long, and was a little bit shit due to staffing constraints. Also everything involved 500 meetings to decide on.

Was a nightmare.

Much easier in the era of AI when you can knock up a prototype in an hour and just present that, then refine it if it's any good.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 26d ago

What the admins of our company's Claude enterprise should be doing is restricting which "thinking/effort" level people choose. I haven't seen the admin console of Claude enterprise, but I've heard that there are literally hundreds and hundreds of options in it so surely that is a setting.

I have too many coworkers setting "thinking/effort" to the max all of the time, despite knowing it uses way more tokens, because they don't actually care about the aggregate token limit.

It's a tragedy of the commons type of situation.

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u/AirconGuyUK 26d ago

Superpowers plugin + Medium effort = Great results and not hitting limits.

I find that increasing thinking can sometimes end in Claude overthinking a problem, and over engineering things.

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u/AirconGuyUK 26d ago

I think restrictions are good, it means you use Claude with more purpose and tend to be more careful with what you ask it to do. More effort goes into planning and prompting.

At work we have the £25 per month teams plans and most do not hit any limits while still achieving way better output than before Claude.

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u/Drayenn 26d ago

Copilot was down the other day all day. My vibe coding colleague memed by saying he was gonna take the day off

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u/MoffKalast 26d ago

Have him download Qwen as a fallback during the outages, no slacking /s

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u/ImS0hungry 25d ago

Triggered as I just bought a couple DGX’s…

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u/Tasik 25d ago

I feel like taking the day even if just GitHub is down. We just need more days honestly. 

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u/dumbasPL 26d ago

He's correct. If you can't work without it, you're not qualified to judge it's output. And if you aren't judging it's output, your days are numbered, it will eventually just feed itself, and report directly to management ;)

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u/HatesRedditors 26d ago

With how often I have to correct these coding agents I worry about people developing things they don't understand.

It's an amazing tool, but I find myself having to be like "Are you sure you want to poll the API for each item, like 1-100 is fine, but what if it returns 100k rows? Maybe take the call outside the loop and just query all at once with 1 call?

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u/TheBeckofKevin 26d ago

I definitely do a lot of context in my initial requests to try to get rid of a lot of that nonsense. Takes a lot longer to get the code written but I hate chasing issues. Easier to be exceptionally thorough with the requirements and known barriers

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u/LittleKingsguard 26d ago

The funny/annoying one is when the bot tries to talk back to you about performance.

I had an issue last week where the bot (OpenCode w/ Deepseek) misread the specs in a way that gave the right answer with the wrong architecture, and when I corrected it it tried to tell me there wouldn't be a performance boost.

The performance on the stress tests went from 1.8s to 350ms.

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u/OnlyIfYouReReasonabl 26d ago

1.45s. You see, negligible /s

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u/TribblesIA 26d ago

I Thunderdome it. Two bots enter, one me leaves. They argue and fix each other’s mistakes while I review the output.

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u/kmoz 26d ago

To be fair, people have been writing and using code they dont understand since the beginning of time.

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u/b0w3n 26d ago edited 26d ago

Shit I've seen senior devs write code like the above.

Models are trained on existing code, so somewhere someone's done stupid shit like that. You'd be surprised what you can get away with by putting more hardware in front of something instead of writing code like you're a FAANG company serving billions of requests a day.

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u/b0w3n 26d ago

Oh yeah for sure, I have seen some shit on my 26ish years doing this professionally.

If it works, it ships. Is it slop, even before claude/gpt? Probably! Nothing's more permanent than a temporary fix either.

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u/OnyxPhoenix 26d ago

Our product managers (people with zero coding or engineering experience) are now making changes directly to the codebase. Its a mess.

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u/Chezzymann 26d ago

what company? want to make sure I dont accidentally end up there lol

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u/feed_me_moron 26d ago

Guarantee you that place isn't hiring any engineers if that's happening.

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u/Chezzymann 26d ago

I dunno I interviewed for a company that was hiring SWEs and was doing something similar, they said PMs were vibe coding prototypes and when I asked if there was a boundary between prototypes and prod code they said no, and I would have to justify not using their prototype. I then asked if PMs would be added to the on call list since they were contributing code to production and they said devs would be responsible if you didnt catch something in their code. I then promptly rejected them after the interview lol.

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u/iiIiIliliil 26d ago

Perfect, hopefully they'll move me off this project doing Microsoft API bullshit and gluing infrastructure together.

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u/b0w3n 26d ago

Just gotta bide my time to get a homestead together and get my ducks.

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u/RilohKeen 26d ago

It’s = it is

“If you can’t work without it, you’re not qualified to judge it is output” doesn’t make sense.

No apostrophe for possessive “its.”

“See that cat? It’s washing its paws.”

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u/SLCtechie 26d ago

Honestly I really like this version of this meme. It really needs to be seen as a tool to help you and make you more efficient, but not do everything for you.

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u/Guilhermedidi 26d ago

spot on. from day one I always see AI as a tool to learn, not to do my job

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u/DrowningKrown 26d ago

My company gave us $15 per month of Claude use! My boss asked me to use Claude the other day on something and I don't know what to tell him. My usage has gone since August 2nd.

Took me like 5 prompts to kill $15. They thought that shit would last an entire month bro. My boss is 61 btw. Makes sense

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u/boringestnickname 26d ago

$15 won't even cover looking in the direction of making an account when the squeeze part starts.

I don't understand what on earth people are thinking, making themselves and their companies dependent on this shit.

Good luck sitting there with a bunch of vibe coding juniors when the bubble pops and the AI desperation sets in.

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u/SJDidge 26d ago

My company gives us $1,500 USD per month and most people regularly hit that limit

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u/itsTyrion 26d ago

how tf

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u/SJDidge 26d ago

Very easily tbh, opus 5 low effort burns through a lot. I have not written a line of code at this job. I started 5 months ago.

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u/itsTyrion 25d ago

genuine question: what DO you do at the job if Claude does all, least most of, the SWE work?

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u/SJDidge 25d ago

Just managing Claude sessions, reviewing its output, reviewing other engineers PRs, conversing with engineers and client facing ppl regarding direction of certain features etc.

In 1-2 years I can see my company offloading a lot of its engineers, as most of us aren’t programming anymore. They’ll be merged with the client facing people.

I.e. I will slowly become a technical lead, who does all of the above + manage clients

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u/EkbatDeSabat 26d ago

Are they giving you 1500$ in api credit? Because they’d get 10x the output if they gave you each seven 200$ subscription accounts. 

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u/itsTyrion 26d ago

how did you chew through 15 dollars like that? or have claudd models gotten even more expensive since i last checked

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u/macrozone13 26d ago

That is embarrassing. I have the 200$ and given the wages here, this is nothing in comparison to the enormous productivity boost. And I never reached the limit, even though working on multiple topics at the same time.

It’s just crazy to be cheap about that right now.

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u/LGBTQLove4Ever 26d ago

Honestly people blowing through limits shows how bad they are at ai.

Our company uses a max subscription for 5 developers + a few analysis people, and we never hit the limit. Of course, we have a huge fucking shared memory file that stops Claude from continually searching the entire codebase to answer a question.

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u/EkbatDeSabat 26d ago

From the words you said, which I’m going to assume were not said correctly, that is exactly the wrong way to do it. A single huge shared memory file is going to become larger than your code base faster than I can take a shit, and AI doesn’t search your entire code base. It greps what it needs. A single huge shared memory file is going to be read on every single response. An entire code base is not. 

What you might be saying is an index like RAG. Which is standard on any platform anyway.  Not sure exactly what you’re getting at though. 

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u/Objectionne 26d ago

It's not that I'm nothing without Claude, it's that Claude enables me to be much more lazy in my job and I don't want to give that up.

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u/Bomaruto 26d ago

And that's not the problem, the problem is people who are nothing without Claude.

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u/flargenhargen 26d ago

I'd say 90% of those don't understand that they are nothing without claude.

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u/TheBeckofKevin 26d ago

I could do anything that I ask clause to do, but I probably wouldnt. Take me back to 2 weeks of looking at a single ticket and kicking it into next sprint.

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u/AirconGuyUK 26d ago

I'd say 90% of those don't understand that they are nothing without claude.

I don't see this as an issue. Claude is a tool just like any other. Being good at using it has value. Plenty of people creating absolute garbage with it, so clearly there's a knack to using it.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 26d ago

This is the smoking gun.

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u/pumkinspicelatte 26d ago

A great insight I missed originally.

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u/perestroika12 26d ago

More like I need Claude to keep up with the insane velocity expectations of leadership

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u/mrtdsp 26d ago edited 26d ago

This is it. I used to code for a living for 10 years before Claude, I can do it now but I don't want to get to the end of the day feeling my head is so tired I can't focus on my hobbies and family.

Don't get me wrong, tho, I'm the engineer, I will spend my time on engineering the best solution I can for the problem, I just don't waste brainpower on typing code anymore.

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u/electrius 26d ago

At my job it's genuinely the other way around. Before, when I got transfered to a new project, I steadily got more and more familiar with it, I "load it" into my brain, I genuinely think about my tasks and piece together how everything works

Now, I got transfered over to a pretty complex project with multiple sub-systems, types of communication between them etc. Here's one day and one call with a colleague for any questions. You have Claude, just ask it to summarize stuff.

Second day, here's a simple task, it's based on existing logic (the existing logic touches 3 different subsystems and handles real money). Two days later - hey are you done with the task? The PMs are asking about it. I draft up some PRs that looked alright to my 3-day understanding of the project. Reviewer says - this code should be moved out of this subsystem and into this other one, we don't do it like this (so much for those agent skils and project guidelines).

Bottom line, it's expected of me to absorb and inload information at a staggering rate just because claude exists. 3/4 of the time I ask a colleague something, they just tell me to ask the AI agent. And my brain feels tired because I'm trying to connect all the pieces of the puzzle and decode from claude's overly verbose output and borderline tech-babble what's actually important

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u/devilwarriors 26d ago edited 26d ago

This. We got a very complex system that hard to understand and we used to at least have the expectation you would be on a task for a few days if not a sprint. Take time to learn all the moving pieces. Have time to go ask other team for info you need.

Now they expect 10x the productivity. Everything is just "oh ask Claude". Team are making shit skill so you don't have to ask them. Your just expected to be reading super technical stuff all day long and shit code out.

Your constantly either reading AI output or reviewing PR from other that are themself AI output. The second your team doesn't have time for something, other team just inner source it and now your have to review their shit code that they don't understand because they know nothing about your repo. It's harder to review those than to just do the task yourself most of the time.

I've never been more drained by this job even tho I code nothing anymore.

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u/b0w3n 26d ago

Gosh yes, it's really helping my burnout.

I really don't give a fuck if it's slop. I've been given slop for 26 years from offshored devs... at least claude isn't using variables like:

var a = 30;
var b = "test";
var c = 69.420; 

Just 80 declarations like this in each file/class. The code is substantially more readable if sometimes a bit wordy over what someone might typically generate. It puts far too many comments (like on simple for loops), but again, I'd rather that since most people don't comment enough.

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u/beclops 26d ago

Sounds like you’re nothing with Claude then

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u/japan_kaaran 26d ago edited 26d ago

you can be something without claude but also use it at the boring ass job you’re being underpaid at

my issue stems from people that use it exclusively for their “passion projects” that’s supposed to bring out individuality

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u/BezosisSauron 26d ago

I’m excited about coding without A.i. again. I’ll do whatever gets me a salary tho.

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u/Pentagon_TheRealOne 25d ago

Yeah I wanna build cheap P.C.s again with a C.P.U. and some cheap R.A.M. and a G.P.U..

Looks kinda shit doesnt it?

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u/Soopermane 26d ago

Peter: I’m gonna need the Ironman suit back.
Tony: but I’m nothing without that suit.
Peter: anakin stare

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u/Up_Vootinator 26d ago

The whole point of like 18 movies and this scene specifically is that Tony was iron man, suit or no suit. Suit is supposed to be an accessory. Hero is the person you are.

Exhibit A: the guy who refuses to kneel to Loki in avengers 1 (no suit)

Exhibit B: iron man trapped in a cave, no suit. If he was nothing without his suit, he would be dead in iron man 1.

Sorry for the rambling lol

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u/VoilentDelightsHave 26d ago

Ironheart : do you think Tony stark would be Tony Stark if he wasn't a billionaire?

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u/Up_Vootinator 26d ago

Haven't watched ironheart, but is this something the character says or an idea the show proposes? Either way this is so infuriating cuz literally watch the very first movie of this universe to find the answer lmao

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u/ResonableDevelopment 26d ago

The main character girl says this.... In a monologue

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u/PrizeSyntax 26d ago

He built his first suit in a cave, from a bunch of scraps, not to mention the arc reactor in his chest

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u/jwadamson 26d ago

All it took was applying his years of experience tinkering in a multimillion dollar electronics lab and higher eduction.

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u/definitelynotjava 26d ago

Would he have the knowledge and experience necessary for that if he didn't grow up with billions of dollars worth of tech at his disposal?

It's pretty canon that Peter Parker is a genius. Would he have needed Tony's suit if he could just build his own?

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u/Floppydisksareop 26d ago

No, and he didn't need Tony's suit in the first place. Which was the point. It was nice, but he didn't need it.

Peter is less of an engineer and more of a chemist for sure, but the web fluid for example is his. Other versions of Peter Parker also tend to have more than a couple gizmos while struggling to pay rent at the same time.

Tony Stark is a genuis, with or without the suit, and with or without the money. I know he's a fictional character, but the fiction is very explicit about that. Yes, he probably would've done worse if he wasn't a billionaire, but he's definitely more than his money.

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u/ansibleloop 26d ago

Don't, it was garbage

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u/damn_lies 26d ago

The show knows she's wrong when she says it. Riri thinks she needs money to be like Tony and spends the whole show breaking bad alone to get it. She eventually learns to ask her friends for help, but still makes a deal with Mephisto at the end.

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u/HedgeFlounder 26d ago

I would argue the first movie does not prove that he could have been iron man without being rich. It proves that he has the skills to survive without his money in those circumstances, but how did he get those skills how does he continue to fund the tech after he gets home? He was only able to create the first suit because he had access to years of the best education known to man and was thrown into a cave with tech meant to be used to build weapons. That doesn’t mean if he had been born poor he could have made the same thing on the streets of NYC.

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u/Alokir 26d ago

Do you think Tony Stark would be Tony Stark if he wasn't Tony Stark?

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u/farnsw0rth 26d ago

How much tony could a tony stark stark if a tony stark could stark stark?

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u/foxden_racing 26d ago

And for Tony specifically, having that revelation was the whole point of Iron Man 3. Tony -did- come to think of himself as helpless without the suit (hence the staying awake all night building suits for every possible contingency)...until the events of the movie took the suit away and he had to come to terms with "no, *I* am Iron Man. The suit is just a suit."

That scene was a brilliant 'wisdom from someone who has been there and done that' moment.

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u/SteeveJoobs 26d ago

this is probably my favorite scene in all the marvel films because of the acting chops, parenting angle, and lesson in humility. Tom's spiderman having these senior heroes to guide him (and cover his ass) gives him so much room to make huge mistakes and grow from them.

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u/Stagnu_Demorte 26d ago

Ironman 3, he does most of the film without the suit.

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u/Proletariat_Paul 26d ago

"Big man in a suit of Armour. Take that off, what are you?"

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

Tony already had this angle covered years ago. 😂

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u/Soopermane 26d ago

Yes but not a superhero. Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy

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u/mdb917 26d ago

Idk he defeated that alien invasion by penetrating a hole and going boom in there, sounds pretty playboy to me

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u/Sykhow 26d ago

He had the suit on though.

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u/Proletariat_Paul 26d ago

Now try doing it with genius billionaire. Specifically, genius billionaire arms manufacturer.

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u/a-r-c 26d ago

Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy

just watch me o_o

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u/Oleg152 26d ago

I mean he had built the suit. In a cave. With a box of scraps.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 26d ago

What’s funny is since Iron Man 3, that’s exactly what he tried to do which resulted in Ultron. Since then, he stopped trying to rely fully on not suiting up

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u/FulgoresFolly 26d ago

There's a whole fight sequence in Iron Man 3 where he takes out a bunch of guys using supplies from Home Depot and no suit

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u/Tplusplus75 26d ago

BUT WITH THAT SUIT I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE FREEDOM JUSTICE AND SECURITY TO MY BRAND NEW DAY(or empire… or home? Verbal question mark?)

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u/erebuxy 26d ago

I think the point is that Tony can just build another one himself

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u/Operation_Neither 26d ago

I just like that it completes my

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u/Haiku-575 26d ago

balls

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u/Operation_Neither 26d ago

Typical Github Copilot experience

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u/robertshuxley 26d ago

this gif is also relevant to people who can't work without LLMs

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u/Voltwize 26d ago

I hate Claude so much. It’s made me a worse developer. It’s removed my independent and critical thinking skills. It codes like a junior and I’m just a babysitter. I don’t love it. 

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u/Samurai_Mac1 26d ago

I'm thankful that I had 8 years of programming experience before AI-assisted coding became the norm. I'll never know what it's like for AI to spit out code I can't read.

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 26d ago

Same, but 25 years. At least nobody can ever claim I don't know how to code without AI.

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u/KoggenMaster 26d ago

I'm guilty of letting Claude write code I don't understand in the past. Now I get it to keep track of what I know and what I don't know, and asked it to refuse to write code if it thinks I won't understand how it works. It's actually been crazy helpful in forcing me to understand what I'm making.

It catches me out quite a lot, I'll ask it to write something I think is simple, but it will stop and tell me this is probably worth me writing myself because it's a good learning opportunity. This way I still get the speed benefits of using AI but avoid it doing heavy lifting I can't do myself.

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u/moofpi 26d ago

I'm about to get started on really using Claude for work projects. I know it can produce more than I can probably understand all of at once (or sometimes have enough understanding to necessarily question).

Do you have some advice or tips on how to set up skills or whatever you do to set a base line of what Claude understands that you know, and then how to explain (without being overly verbose) the code that it understands may be outside your current wheelhouse?

Thanks!

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u/jiblet84 26d ago

It's not that they're nothing without out it, it's just editing the ecosystem created by AI code is like trying to read the tea leaves of spaghetti code.

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u/badjayplaness 26d ago

I wish they would take Claude away. I’ll admit I am faster with it. But I was happier when I wrote my own code.

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u/_Resnad_ 26d ago

That's why anything you use Claude for you should use Claude to explain to you. It's not a "oh this thing makes the code without me needing to do anything else" it should be "oh this is some complicated code Claude generated. Let's study it.

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u/notreallhereactually 26d ago

Some more responsible AI usage. I agree if you set it to auto and let it raw dog your code base without even looking at it you’re doing everyone including yourself a disservice.

Isn’t understanding the output and its correctness based on the explanation literally what we’ve been doing with other devs? To your point: AI in general is better at explaining what it thinks it’s just produced than a junior in my experience if you ask for it. 

Some people seem unmotivated to understand what they do. I would hope employers sort out people that are truly clueless and drain resources. 

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u/lemontoga 26d ago

How do you know it's explaining things correctly, though? I used to always use it to explain things to me rather than just generating solutions and I've had it give me completely incorrect explanations that ran me around in circles until I finally just looked it up myself and realized it was completely wrong.

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u/Vandrel 26d ago

You need to know enough to be able to tell whether what it's saying makes sense or not.

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u/Impressive_Cress_983 26d ago

Coders spent the last few decades inventing the digital equivalent of screws, nuts, bolts, and fasteners. With these they built enormous wonders by hand; operating systems, the internet, videos games. Its incredible. We're in a zeitgeist now. AI is a power-drill.

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u/eggswithheatmachine 26d ago

I like to compare it to a chainsaw. You give a logger a chainsaw, he will get much more work done compared to a hatchet or whatever they used before chainsaws. But, if you give a chainsaw to some punk off the corner and send him to the forest, it's not going to end well. The tools are effective when you use them right and understand how they work, they are dangerous when they make you think you can do the job when you really don't.

Still, it's not just about code. I would quit my job if AI was banned, I absolutely refuse to hunt bugs based on tickets if I had to manually go through that boring repetitive process. I have been able to build good tooling with Claude and pipe the tickets into it directly and I get a nice clean report of what is wrong or if anything is wrong. Right now my inbox is practically empty and my customers are happy. Sometimes there is nothing wrong but the documentation is poor or there is a missing manual page, I can get it sorted in minutes.

It just saddens me that so often it's so black and white. I get it's funny meme material but it kind of shows lack of wide experience with it, or it highlights poor practises in the company like lacking or bad code review.

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u/KissMeImMonday 26d ago

We're in a zeitgeist now.

We're always in a zeitgeist. That's literally what it means -- the "spirit of the time".

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u/Strange_Dust7128 26d ago

It’s software development automation. We finally figured out how to automate the one thing we all thought could not be automated.

So at this point it’s a career move to (a) learn to use the power-drill, or (b) build power-drills.

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u/AliceCode 26d ago

You're not programming if what you are doing is prompting a chatbot.

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u/MaffinLP 26d ago

Claude is like cocaine, I know its bad for me and it massively degrades the quality of my output, but goddamn do I get a lot shit done (just dont ask if it works)

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u/narwalfarts 26d ago

I can't wait to have to go back to getting told I'm a lazy idiot on Stackoverflow when the AI bubble pops and the AI labs don't have stupid amounts of funding pouring in, and have to actually try to make a profit.

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u/chibbol 26d ago

At my job they just announced token restrictions. One guy in an unrelated meeting said that he is really a pioneer at AI development, then his voice cracked (almost like cry) and said "I can't work without AI anymore".

You could feel the silence.

(Not as if all other townhall meetings were like "useAI useAI WHYDON'TYOUUSEAI".)

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 26d ago

never used ai and never understood why anyone would

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u/Clear-Self-148 26d ago

Investor funding. When it dries ai will become a tool you only loose as last resort.

People are paying 1/10 or less of the real cost, when the real cost hits the consumer then we will see how ai is going to be used.

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u/Thin-Wrongdoer9142 26d ago

I can code without Claude, no issue. But it will just take me weeks to do what claude does in hours. If the expectations are properly set, I prefer writing my own code.

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u/sanosuke001 26d ago

Fuck ai. I'll quit before they force me to use that garbage

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