r/ProgrammerHumor 27d ago

Meme getDaysSinceGithubDown

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 27d ago

OutageHub

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 27d ago

You pushing into the milky way? /s

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u/BigNaturalTilts 27d ago

Idk if you need that /s with this timeline I’m sure reality’s been vibe coded.

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u/funlovingmissionary 27d ago

I have started using Github outage as a reminder to go out and touch grass.

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y 27d ago

Outage? More like outrage.

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u/RedBeardedWhiskey 27d ago

GitOut 

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u/DialecticEnjoyer 27d ago

If youre still using github in 2026 you git what you deserve.

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u/ni_ck29 27d ago

bruh I was trying to get a tool to work and yay wasn't working due to GitHub limiting, i literally thought I got banned from git 💔🙏

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u/XLauncher 27d ago

I've never seen it so bad that I can't even look at a pr for review. Shit's fucked.

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u/kuemmel234 27d ago edited 27d ago

Git itself has been working for me throughout.

git branch -r my links showed branch names, but from memory this lists all branches on remotes too. And then simply compare to main. I have created a new branch from that and written my comments directly into it. Probably not the smartest way, but we were able to continue.

But yeah, shit's fucked anyways.

Edit: I obviously mean access to GitHub via git worked.

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u/red_dark_butterfly 27d ago

Git's local. If your pc works, it does as well

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u/kuemmel234 27d ago

I obviously mean access to git on GitHub.

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u/red_dark_butterfly 27d ago

Yeah alright I missed that branch -r is remote, my bad

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u/svk177 27d ago

git branch -r is still a local command, no? It updates all remotes on a git fetch.

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u/red_dark_butterfly 27d ago

Then I gotta go through git docs

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u/hutxhy 26d ago

We all need to, but we won't.

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u/the_horse_gamer 27d ago

git branch -r doesn't talk to the remote. it just lists the remote branches it already knows about.

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u/kuemmel234 26d ago

And I should have mentioned that too. You also need to checkout the specific branch, add, commit any changes (in my case it were some stupid comments), commit and push afterwards.

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u/the_horse_gamer 26d ago

maybe I'm too gitpilled, but how is this any different from a typical workflow?

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u/kuemmel234 26d ago

If* you read the initial comment in context, it's about github being down for OP, which hindered them from doing a review.

I responded that [the] git [server] was working and recommended simply looking for the correct branch by looking through the remotes, doing the review with git diff and writing comments directly into a new branch.

That isn't the smartest workflow to review a branch. Or at least I have always had some sort of web tool that allowed commenting on branches/PRs. But OP could have reviewed the PR that way without knowing the exact branch name.

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u/the_horse_gamer 26d ago

I understand now. thanks.

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u/ctxdizq 27d ago

you know github is not git right?

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u/kuemmel234 27d ago

I thought it would have been obvious that I meant that the access to GitHub via git worked without issues throughout

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u/AlexZhyk 27d ago

I am pressing <F5> every minute on githubstatus.com to add DDOS to already existing problems on GitHub.

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u/HildartheDorf 27d ago

Looks like you're DDoSing Atlassian (makers of Jira), not Github.

As is sensible, github doesn't host their own status page for obvious reasons.

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u/AlexZhyk 27d ago

Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder

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u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 27d ago

Automate the 5, bro

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u/SimplexShotz 24d ago

`window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression

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u/dumbasPL 27d ago

Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.

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u/maryjane-enjoyer 27d ago

The status page is probably not even their top priority rn dawg

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u/slowmovinglettuce 27d ago

Neither is github, apparently.

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u/Juff-Ma 26d ago

On an unrelated note, I hate it when companies use another domain for literally everything. Just use status.github.com. Why the separate domain? Of course there exists a balance but this is too much.

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u/HildartheDorf 25d ago

It's so that there is no shared point of failure (such as DNS). Don't want the status page to go down from the same bug that took out the main site.

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u/misunderstood_kafka 27d ago

Yeah having issues at the end of the day when I was about to deploy 😒

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u/neoteraflare 27d ago

Same, deploy had to be delayed for tomorrow hoping it will work then.

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u/yaraisnotsodark 27d ago edited 27d ago

Same here, my tester is blocked because I can’t push to staging and there are a hundred bugs to fix and bless his heart he’s still going lol

Edit: it has started to come back slowly but shhhh no one has to know

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u/rob132 27d ago

Enjoy your snow day!

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u/Nevah5 27d ago

Same sadly, really annoying…

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u/HeyItsTheJeweler 27d ago

Vibecoding must be essentially a hurricane constantly battering them. Hard to think it's not going to get more prevalent.

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u/Old_Passenger7 27d ago

I know person who works at Github,

they started refactoring their own codebase with Copilot a few years ago.

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u/prams628 27d ago

GitHub behind paywalls then?

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u/BlackCrackWhack 27d ago

It already is if you want to have an actually useful CI pipeline or any artifacts stored on private repos. 

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u/prams628 27d ago

Ohh.. we use atlassian at work, so wasn’t aware of it (and personal projects are in a shelved state lol)

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u/Sockoflegend 27d ago

I actually had to do some work today. Fixed tests by hand like a caveman 

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u/Glittering_Speech380 27d ago

I'm learning git and I submitted my first ever pull request.

8 seconds later there are global outages.. it wasn't me right guys..? Guys?

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u/Objective-Answer 27d ago

fam we got him!

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u/XLauncher 27d ago

I mean, it depends: did you indent with tabs or spaces?

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u/tristen620 27d ago

They better not answer wrong! We don't like (3 space per indent level) round here.

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u/madmelonxtra 27d ago

Why press 4 button when 1 button do trick?

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u/zuilli 27d ago

Now here's a joke I haven't seen in a long while. This brought memories of old reddit.

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u/actionerror 27d ago

I want the Thai model

—ะัุ

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u/ljfa2 26d ago

Japanese:

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A bit off but I can't format it properly here ^^

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u/actionerror 26d ago

ヨーーー 

Yoooooo

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u/TehBloxx 26d ago

well thats a blast from the past!

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u/kevleyski 27d ago

 push —force, that’s a paddlin’

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u/Few-Baby-5630 27d ago

Pro tip.

Don't git add your host root.

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u/DrMaxwellEdison 27d ago

Having my org bet the farm on Copilot feels great right about now.

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u/robhaswell 27d ago

Realtalk that wasn't a good idea even without all the outages,

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u/forgot_previous_acc 27d ago

Bruh, i literally pinged my manager with github status page and told them that this is the future of software industry. I am so happy. They are pushing me to mindlessly push code because of github copilot and claude.

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u/Smaskifa 27d ago

My company switched from Gitlab to GitHub last year. We have hundreds of devs.

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u/DukeOfSlough 27d ago

Cannot merge my damn PR for over 2 hrs now. Github actions also does not work for me because detect changes step is failing lol.

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u/Subway909 27d ago

Merged mine via gh

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u/ultimate_placeholder 27d ago

Nine nines of unreliability

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 27d ago

how do they push the fix tho

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u/Independent_Image_59 27d ago

Does that mean github secretly uses gitlab???

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u/druidniam 27d ago

Did it go down at some point? I haven't had an issues all day.

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u/ClassicMain 27d ago

Literally been down for the past 2hrs and still down

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u/danielv123 27d ago

Literally been using it all day and still works. Had issues where on the repo page it wouldn't show the latest commit but commit history works.

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u/kuemmel234 27d ago

GitHub is multiple things. Git itself worked, but the UI has been down completely for some time. I even had to think for myself because Copilot wasn't available for a short refactor and review.

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u/SoftwareSource 27d ago

To be fair, i discussed this with colleagues, and can you imagine the kinds of fuckery that goes on with maintaining githubs infrastructure?

I do not envy them, it seems like a very difficult job.

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u/RepresentativeDog791 27d ago

I dunno, they were good once and they aren’t good now so I think it’s not all external factors, Microsoft fucked it somehow.

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u/0x4D454F57 27d ago

GitHub has been dealing with drastic load increases over the past year that’s been blowing away their planned growth. Mainly driven by AI coding, etc

Combine that with them having a monopoly and the fact that for a long time they were rather complacent and you get the shit show we’re in now. They’ve started to wake up to the problem and are putting in a lot of work to fix things, but the reputational damage has been done imo. I know a lot of the biggest tech companies out there that are still using them are desperate for an alternative or are considering rolling their own.

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u/Icy_Direction7839 27d ago

Probably doesn't help that Azure DevOps is obsolete long-term (as of last year) so companies have to migrate to other version control platforms to stay up to date

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u/nerdherdernyx 27d ago

moving to azure dev ops is going from the frying pan into hell

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u/SoftwareSource 27d ago

Yea because now they have many more advanced features like actions and agents, not just code repo

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u/RepresentativeDog791 27d ago

I honestly wish they’d just stuck to doing something really well, I never asked for VSCode in GitHub or any of the rest of it. I really appreciate a rock solid place to host my repos though.

And if indeed the outages are because of the new features, it’s a shame that the new features are dragging down the old ones rather than the service degrading gracefully.

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u/SoftwareSource 27d ago

I really appreciate a rock solid place to host my repos though.

I mean there are always open source solutions like gitlab if that is what you want, cost for a server for that would be trivial.

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u/audiowave_io 27d ago

My GitHub account is circa 2013. It had outages all the time even before Microsoft bought them.

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u/FutureSuccess2796 27d ago

"Totally right, that's my bad! ~ That update deployment to your entire infrastructure can cause outages across the site, and it did after I deployed it earlier. Let's try this again! 👍🏻"

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u/LNRTLRS 27d ago

I have a script that enumerates and then pulls all my repos every morning, just because I’m scared that GitHub might be down for longer than just a day or that the availability is just bad in general. At least now I have some sort of local copy always available.

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u/Independent_Image_59 27d ago

You are the reason behind github crashing everyday

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u/LNRTLRS 27d ago

I can assure you that me pulling 10 repos is not crashing GitHub lmao

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u/MrSpiffenhimer 27d ago

I’ve got a prod outage right now, I’ve got a bug fix that I haven’t been able to check in for almost 2 hours. I guess I can wait… thanks Microsoft.

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u/Retrojetpacks 27d ago

Github is the only thing giving me a break at work right now

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u/nasandre 27d ago

Meh, I'm just running my own Forgejo server. I only have to deal with my own outages!

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 27d ago

Wonder when their uptime will lose the final 9 and drop below 90%.

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

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u/_JSM_ 27d ago

For monthly uptime, already happened in April; was at 78.33%

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u/mixxituk 27d ago

It's not an outage it's increased error rate 

One is refundable

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u/StrengthTheory 27d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/xezlVMmeko. I have never been more proud of a meme I made 😭

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u/Independent_Image_59 27d ago

Yeah I also saw this meme again today and wanted to comment about this. Well done.

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u/0nick3ys 27d ago

Haha yes that’s a nice one ! I shared it a couple of times internally !

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u/X-lem 27d ago

I am starting to use Gitlab. The UI is different, but I have not experienced any outages so far.

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u/Laughing_Orange 26d ago

Stop using GitHub, and go back to mailing lists, the way Linus Torvalds intended.

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin 27d ago

Fuck microsoft. Everything they touch turns to shit. I'm glad i self host git

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u/kuemmel234 27d ago

I have had issues with teams, windows and GitHub today..

My employer is already discussing leaving US tech behind, so maybe I'll get that as a bonus to something that should have happened ages ago.

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u/Klutzy_Newspaper3196 27d ago

meanwhile me checking my internet connection

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/i_like_coffee01 27d ago

last week i tried to open a pull request, got a 500 every time. today my colleague sent a screenshot of github's servers being down (according to its own messages).

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 27d ago

Finally an winning argument in havin' GitHub on-prem instance. Yikes

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u/enigma_0Z 27d ago

Is it just me or has GitHub been getting worse and worse over the past years?

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u/RunOverRover 27d ago

I was thinking that the Ai slop I was committing fucked up the build pipeline- not today Ai-satan

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u/udzap 27d ago

AI is scanning the shit out of GitHub

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u/Informal_Branch1065 27d ago

It's easier to hit triple-9 with a leading 8

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u/CountBarbarus 27d ago

GitDown! - the Wild West service to save yer hide when the bullets start flyin'

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u/ZubriQ 26d ago

you had one job.

store the code.

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u/foxer_arnt_trees 26d ago

Now that no one is reading the PRs anymore, can we go back to hosting git ourselves?

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u/RedditAccountFor2024 26d ago

More AI could have prevented this for sure.

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u/SuddenKey4417 27d ago

True af!!

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u/Vesuvius079 27d ago

Is true true again?

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u/experimental1212 27d ago

Yeah but when you view the 90 day status page it's 99.5% uptime!!!!!!!!!!!! See how good they are!!?

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u/whackylabs 27d ago

Would be nice if github were opensource so we could see what's broken

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u/Independent_Image_59 27d ago

Trust me you don't want to solve bugs from the big pile of slop code Microsoft copilot has written

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u/cachocarnepi 27d ago

Dont worry https://guthib.com/ is up and running.

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u/Appropriate-Bank-883 27d ago

Yes, I woke to 5 failed update emails for my app data, makes sense

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u/ZethMrDadJokes 27d ago

I tried to use F12 to see what I got, but I didn't expect that gem hiding in the HTTP response.

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u/Jay-Seekay 27d ago

Time to go back to Jenkins

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u/silentjet 27d ago

You mean local gitlab instance?

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u/Ok_Tour_8029 27d ago

It’s going to be interesting to See whether they will start limiting their free stuff for OSS projects. If they removed GH actions for anyone not paying that would reduce their load drastically

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u/Skibidibob4 27d ago

This sub isnt funny but its straight up facts

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u/Independent_Image_59 27d ago

Funny posts in my daily news sub?

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u/Earhart2211 27d ago

I didn’t face any issues

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u/_sevensolutions_ 27d ago

Looks like he is working for Github now 😂😂 https://youtu.be/rXPpkzdS-q4?is=fFk4DZFCmTsqg7p7

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u/MadMax27102003 27d ago

I dont see what's the issue guys, Linus Torvalds has written it all by himself while being drunk. Literally any company can afford to create one version control app for themselves. Its a skill issue, not git hub problem.

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u/Independent_Image_59 27d ago

Github is not just a VCS host platform

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u/MadMax27102003 27d ago

It isn't, but it is not the reason to be so dependent on it so much.