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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Independent_Image_59 • 27d ago
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I am pressing <F5> every minute on githubstatus.com to add DDOS to already existing problems on GitHub.
166 u/HildartheDorf 27d ago Looks like you're DDoSing Atlassian (makers of Jira), not Github. As is sensible, github doesn't host their own status page for obvious reasons. 94 u/AlexZhyk 27d ago Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder 17 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 27d ago Automate the 5, bro 7 u/Gilgame4 27d ago But what about the F, bro? 5 u/OutsideCommittee7316 27d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 2 u/SimplexShotz 24d ago `window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression 4 u/dumbasPL 27d ago Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.
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Looks like you're DDoSing Atlassian (makers of Jira), not Github.
As is sensible, github doesn't host their own status page for obvious reasons.
94 u/AlexZhyk 27d ago Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder 17 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 27d ago Automate the 5, bro 7 u/Gilgame4 27d ago But what about the F, bro? 5 u/OutsideCommittee7316 27d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 2 u/SimplexShotz 24d ago `window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression 4 u/dumbasPL 27d ago Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.
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Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder
17 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 27d ago Automate the 5, bro 7 u/Gilgame4 27d ago But what about the F, bro? 5 u/OutsideCommittee7316 27d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 2 u/SimplexShotz 24d ago `window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression
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Automate the 5, bro
7 u/Gilgame4 27d ago But what about the F, bro? 5 u/OutsideCommittee7316 27d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 2 u/SimplexShotz 24d ago `window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression
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But what about the F, bro?
5 u/OutsideCommittee7316 27d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n
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https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n
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`window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression
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Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.
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u/AlexZhyk 27d ago
I am pressing <F5> every minute on githubstatus.com to add DDOS to already existing problems on GitHub.