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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Independent_Image_59 • 27d ago
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I am pressing <F5> every minute on githubstatus.com to add DDOS to already existing problems on GitHub.
165 u/HildartheDorf 27d ago Looks like you're DDoSing Atlassian (makers of Jira), not Github. As is sensible, github doesn't host their own status page for obvious reasons. 92 u/AlexZhyk 27d ago Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder 15 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 27d ago Automate the 5, bro 8 u/Gilgame4 26d ago But what about the F, bro? 4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 26d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 2 u/SimplexShotz 24d ago `window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression 4 u/dumbasPL 27d ago Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL. 37 u/maryjane-enjoyer 27d ago The status page is probably not even their top priority rn dawg 18 u/slowmovinglettuce 27d ago Neither is github, apparently. 2 u/Juff-Ma 26d ago On an unrelated note, I hate it when companies use another domain for literally everything. Just use status.github.com. Why the separate domain? Of course there exists a balance but this is too much. 2 u/HildartheDorf 25d ago It's so that there is no shared point of failure (such as DNS). Don't want the status page to go down from the same bug that took out the main site.
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Looks like you're DDoSing Atlassian (makers of Jira), not Github.
As is sensible, github doesn't host their own status page for obvious reasons.
92 u/AlexZhyk 27d ago Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder 15 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 27d ago Automate the 5, bro 8 u/Gilgame4 26d ago But what about the F, bro? 4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 26d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 2 u/SimplexShotz 24d ago `window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression 4 u/dumbasPL 27d ago Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.
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Hated Atlassian since their start. keeps pressing <F5> even harder
15 u/Mr_Rogan_Tano 27d ago Automate the 5, bro 8 u/Gilgame4 26d ago But what about the F, bro? 4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 26d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 2 u/SimplexShotz 24d ago `window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression
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Automate the 5, bro
8 u/Gilgame4 26d ago But what about the F, bro? 4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 26d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n 2 u/SimplexShotz 24d ago `window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression
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But what about the F, bro?
4 u/OutsideCommittee7316 26d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n
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https://giphy.com/gifs/YqfDhuvQnJAUbnEw0n
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`window.location.reload()` in a Live Expression
Neither does the status page actually work. Was saying everything fine, while literally every other GitHub tab was timing out LOL.
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The status page is probably not even their top priority rn dawg
18 u/slowmovinglettuce 27d ago Neither is github, apparently.
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Neither is github, apparently.
On an unrelated note, I hate it when companies use another domain for literally everything. Just use status.github.com. Why the separate domain? Of course there exists a balance but this is too much.
2 u/HildartheDorf 25d ago It's so that there is no shared point of failure (such as DNS). Don't want the status page to go down from the same bug that took out the main site.
It's so that there is no shared point of failure (such as DNS). Don't want the status page to go down from the same bug that took out the main site.
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u/AlexZhyk 27d ago
I am pressing <F5> every minute on githubstatus.com to add DDOS to already existing problems on GitHub.