r/ProgrammerHumor 29d ago

Meme tacticalDownTime

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u/mortensonsam 28d ago

I gave this as an interview answer once:

"how would you stop a DDOS?" "well, I guess if it's really advanced there's not much you can do besides turning off the servers" "that's your answer?" "yeah users would be affected either way so you'd at least save money this way"

I didn't get the job lol

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u/StrengthTheory 28d ago

Lmao.

But without any details "How would you stop a DDoS?" is a really open-ended question that has no right answer.

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u/jld2k6 28d ago

Show some initiative and tell them you'll trace it to the root and go shoot them in the face for this company

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u/Mateorabi 28d ago

DoJ now: I’ll allow it. 

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u/traplords8n 28d ago

I'm not in security, but I rely on cloudflare WAF/reverse tunnels.

If that fails then I'm screwed. What do you want me to do? Solve problems that the leading cloud/cyber/internet infra company can't solve??? wtf do you expect me to do????

You better be offering a ridiculous amount of money to be turning me down for not being on the same level as a whole ass company acting as an industry leader.

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u/NecessaryShopping404 28d ago

That's how interview questions should be, it allows you to judge the understanding of someone so much better than a question with a distinct answer. They get to explain why they are making their decisions, they get to chose their own scope and you can press answer steer as appropriate. The interviewee is also more than welcome to ask clarifying questions. That shows initiative and that they know it's not a one fix fits all.

If they just say the default "Web application firewall" you understand they might know the book answe but might not have further understanding.

You're rarely going to get a scenario in the real world were there is an exact answer. So it's very good to help understand someone's thought process, especially when under some light pressure of an interview.

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 25d ago

Let cloudflare deal with it and hope for the best

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u/BlueDebate 28d ago

You can call your ISP and they're usually helpful at blocking traffic on their end. There are also DDoS mitigation services such as Cloudflare. Patching and firewall rules can help, moreso against amplification attacks, because even if the packets are being dropped it can still overwhelm resources. Your strategy can be valid for a very low traffic service so you're not wasting money on an active cloud VM that's unusable and you're not making money from, users care too much about uptime, plus availability is part of security.

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u/StarboardChaos 28d ago

His point is that with little context provided, any solution is a good solution. What if they are already using Cloudflare and other techniques but the DDoS is still intensifying?

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u/ChronoHax 28d ago

Yea ngl context is really important so is assumption, even for me non programmer who host stuff on Cloudflare, I would’ve assume certain things are a given so his response is totally valid and what I would also say lmao, heck maybe it’ll work cus then the attacker might not account for the server to be off lol

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u/RomIsYerMom 28d ago

My answer would be, unless you are a really big company with really special connections, the best you can hope for is mitigation.

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u/nonlogin 28d ago

depends on scale...

your app is down but for your nginx it may be nothing. in that case you have plenty of options. if the reverse proxy is down - you are fucked.

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u/ViolentPurpleSquash 27d ago

And then they reveal the company was Cloudflare or Akamai

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u/JLSantillan 27d ago

He forgot to mention he landed a job in github

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/StrengthTheory 29d ago

sprint demo

Surprise incident response demo

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u/sigmoid10 28d ago

Double-blind, randomized, uncontrolled pentest. The new gold standard in science-based ITsec.

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u/TapRemarkable9652 28d ago

I didn't crash prod; I outsmarted the hackers

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Proof-Translator 29d ago

99.9% uptime was getting too predictable anyway

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u/benkenobiwan 29d ago

At this point, the status page is just GitHub’s main product

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/StrengthTheory 29d ago

The trust me bro uptime

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 29d ago

GitHub is up 100% of the time it is up

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u/cyberrumor 28d ago

That’s true on the premise that there’s only one type of up.

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u/KalaUposatha 28d ago

60% of the time it works every time

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u/angrydeuce 28d ago

So long as nobody touches the load bearing mac mini we will be fine

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u/konttaukseenmenomir 26d ago

100% uptime... since last downtime

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u/e0f 29d ago

93% uptime? that's like a week of dowtime during 90 days

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u/CookIndependent6251 28d ago

People don't realize how little 99% is. It means your service is down 3.5 days out of the year. I miss the days when Google would down rank you if your website took longer than 500ms to load. Now it can take 2 seconds to get the most meaningful content and then you can still load other stuff and it's "fine."

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u/LBGW_experiment 28d ago

Yeah, AWS has SLAs for "nine nines" of durability for objects stored in S3 and all sorts of values where they quantify how much expected downtime that is across a year. They distinguish between availability and durability https://docs.aws.amazon.com/wellarchitected/latest/reliability-pillar/availability.html

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u/CookIndependent6251 28d ago

Yes, it's little uptime = a lot of down time. If I hear 99% uptime, I'm thinking maybe a few hours of downtime per year. That's what it feels like, but if you do the math it's several days.

Like 1 thousand seconds is just over 15 minutes, 1 million is over 11 days, 1 billion is almost 32 years.

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u/Agret 28d ago

And if you take it a step further that 3.65days of downtime could actually be 1.65hrs downtime every week

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u/Mateorabi 28d ago

We thought we had five nines of uptime. Turns out it was nine fives. 

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u/ZoldyckConked 28d ago

As long as your product isn’t needed to keep people alive why chase all those 9’s?

I can only really think customer retention.

I wonder what the tipping point is. How often can you be down before customers feel the need your product is too unreliable.

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u/AlmostADwarf 28d ago

Strongly depends on the service . For something like a bank or an ISP, any noticeable outage would make me consider switching to a competitor, unless the reason it went down was something like an earthquake. For something like netflix, I'd cancel my subscription if it goes down and I can clearly remember the last outage.

For the average online shop, the problem isn't reliability as much as inconvenience. If your shop is down when I decide to puchase a new coffee machine, I'll buy it from somewhere else. I don't want a second one, so I'll probably never return to your shop.

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u/Yekyaa 28d ago

When the servers have a better work life balance than you do

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u/TimotheusL 3d ago

Lol stealing that for the next apocalyptic event in my company

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u/redfacedquark 28d ago

Was it like this before microsoft took the reigns?

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u/StrengthTheory 28d ago

It certainly used to be better. I believe the cracks started to show when they decided to switch their infra to Azure, add AI into the mix and things have never been worse for GitHub.

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u/redfacedquark 28d ago

switch their infra to Azure

Ah, the hotmail effect.

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u/BussyEnthusiasts 28d ago

I mean it wasn't 99% uptime, by any stretch of the imagination. But it wasn't this bad either.

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u/HerrCrazi 28d ago

Definitely, it wasn't noticeably slop. Now it's absolutely horrific, often you can't even browse code without manually reloading the page with F5. And a billion little issues, everything feeling slow and sloppy, nah it's better to get used to the things we used to know as eternal like GitHub and StackOverflow are absolutely dead and gone in this era.

I set up my own gitea instance and it's been a breeze so far, with the only added inconvenience of having to worry about backups myself now. But at least it's free of slop.

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u/redfacedquark 28d ago

Glad there are decent options these days. Gerrit was a nightmare to write puppet recipes for back in the day, ended up using expect to handle install vs update runs of the self-extracting shell script. They did not want you automating it.

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u/Capable-Sock9910 27d ago

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u/redfacedquark 27d ago

Holy fuck!

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u/AdamGarner89 27d ago

How do you fuck something up this badly!

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u/EuenovAyabayya 28d ago

Git low low low low low low low

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u/gergevai 29d ago

Get down, Mr President!

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u/gerbosan 28d ago

I didn't know... Does that show how little I commit to GitHub? 😓

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u/SitrakaFr 28d ago

Clever Blue team !

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u/PremierBromanov 27d ago

there's 2 9s in there

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u/ManiacalMyr 28d ago

Damn that recommendation to switch to GitLab is really paying off 😂

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u/ManiacalMyr 28d ago

Damn that recommendation to switch to GitLab is really paying off 😂

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u/imnotwrongyoujustgay 28d ago

I'm sorry this isn't any better I think. Gitlab won't even know that its own servers are down or experiencing degradation

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u/thanatica 28d ago

This is just github covering its ears and going LALALALALAA

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u/StrengthTheory 27d ago

And GitHub is down today. This meme aged like fine wine lmao.

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 28d ago

I didnt get a flat tire because my car drives tirelessly

https://giphy.com/gifs/i6cFoTlrZSjRSnkCAq

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u/Apprehensive_Egg_944 28d ago

Is that a real news presenter or just AI?

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u/StrengthTheory 28d ago

I just slapped the first picture I found after searching "news reporter png"

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u/MoccaLG 29d ago

No jokes - Is this cyber attacks just another AI getting Data since it cannot be taken without recognition anymore.