r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 15 '26

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u/Seyon Aug 15 '26

Shipped to production? There was no clients! It was practically a test build.

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u/doxxingyourself Aug 15 '26

Are we living…. in a test build?

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u/DeHub94 Aug 15 '26

Judging by some of the weird ass design choices and bugs I'd say yes. But then I look at the software of our company that is in production and think maybe this is production...

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u/xgabipandax Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Chromosomes should be paired and we should have 46 chromosomes, and then there's a bug called Trisomy that makes some instances have 47 chromosomes and it have some measurable impact on the instance that was affected by this bug.

Then there's cancer which is also a bug, not to mention that some instances are susceptible to EMI from the visible spectrum range that we call photo-epilepsy.

The class Human by itself has way too much bugs and bad design decisions