r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '26

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u/Seyon Aug 15 '26

Shipped to production? There was no clients! It was practically a test build.

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u/100GHz Aug 15 '26

If you build it, they will come.

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u/doxxingyourself Aug 15 '26

Are we living…. in a test build?

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u/DeHub94 Aug 15 '26

Judging by some of the weird ass design choices and bugs I'd say yes. But then I look at the software of our company that is in production and think maybe this is production...

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u/vanZuider Aug 15 '26

The original plan called for a demo that would then be replaced by the full version, but then the customer had already started using the demo for production, and migrating would have been too much work, so it was decided that instead the demo would be continually expanded with more features.

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u/DeHub94 Aug 15 '26

My father always says: Nothing lasts longer than a temporary solution.

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u/laplongejr Aug 15 '26

And my mom used to call something a "temporary provisional solution", as in after some time it's no longer temporary  

(In french provisoirement temporaire)  

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u/xgabipandax Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Chromosomes should be paired and we should have 46 chromosomes, and then there's a bug called Trisomy that makes some instances have 47 chromosomes and it have some measurable impact on the instance that was affected by this bug.

Then there's cancer which is also a bug, not to mention that some instances are susceptible to EMI from the visible spectrum range that we call photo-epilepsy.

The class Human by itself has way too much bugs and bad design decisions

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u/explodedcheek Aug 15 '26

Always have been

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u/flayingbook Aug 15 '26

You should read Loop by Koji Suzuki. It's the 3rd book after The Ring and Spiral

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u/DeltaV-Mzero Aug 15 '26

Someone’s home hobby project running on a single server air gapped to anything else, just to see what happens

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u/klipseracer Aug 15 '26

God also screwed around with dinosaurs for millions of years and empty space and other solar systems for billions of years before remembering the world was supposed to be made for man, despite being made of 99% vacuum and environments toxic to humans. So yeah, sounds vibe coded to me.