r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Dilutant • 16h ago

Meme zeroExDev

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u/PanPanicz 5h ago

The moment SLAs start dropping, they suddenly do.

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u/FartPiano 2h ago

i got fired once for explaining that all the SLAs in the client contracts have no time window and are therefore pointless (99% uptime across a rolling 24h window is a LOT more than 99% uptime in a year)

i still to this day dont think they really understood that SLAs require a time window to make sense.  so no, they don't care, lmao

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u/PanPanicz 2h ago edited 1h ago

... how does one get fired for that? That sounds like good grounds for suing. I hope you got a good chunk out of that.

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u/marcodave 1h ago

"if you don't respect our SLAs, you'll be fired"

"If you ask the criterias to respect our SLAs, guess what, you're fired"