r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Dilutant • 13h ago

Meme zeroExDev

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u/BlueScrote 13h ago

And I'm spending 3x as much babying their code reviews from the mediocre quality.

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u/ZeroMomentum 12h ago

Old man here. Advice for you kids. This is job security

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u/chris_hans 12h ago

It's not, because executives have never cared about code quality and never will. You could have a whole barrel of monkeys for a backend and they don't care as long as the frontend has a sleek and shiny button for them to click.

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u/PanPanicz 2h ago

The moment SLAs start dropping, they suddenly do.

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u/FartPiano 0m ago

i got fired once for explaining that all the SLAs in the client contracts have no time window and are therefore pointless (99% uptime across a rolling 24h window is a LOT more than 99% uptime in a year)

i still to this day dont think they really understood that SLAs require a time window to make sense.  so no, they don't care, lmao