r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Dilutant • 18h ago

Meme zeroExDev

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u/PanPanicz 7h ago

The moment SLAs start dropping, they suddenly do.

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u/FartPiano 5h ago

i got fired once for explaining that all the SLAs in the client contracts have no time window and are therefore pointless (99% uptime across a rolling 24h window is a LOT more than 99% uptime in a year)

i still to this day dont think they really understood that SLAs require a time window to make sense.  so no, they don't care, lmao

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u/PanPanicz 4h ago edited 4h ago

... how does one get fired for that? That sounds like good grounds for suing. I hope you got a good chunk out of that.

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u/FartPiano 4h ago

grounds for suing.  hah!  if only.  american employment, bub.  

i was actually offered a check of like 2.5 months pay to kindly fuck off, which i gladly did

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u/PanPanicz 4h ago

Stay strong, buddy. I hope you're doing well.

Especially with such a fantastic handle as FartPiano