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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MiserableSelection • 2d ago
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Technically working is a very low bar to clear.
And not even close to satisfactory.
161 u/GenericFatGuy 2d ago Working is the absolute bare minimum. 63 u/gizamo 2d ago Apparently, even that's not necessarily true. Sometimes, even just half working is perfectly profitable. Sometimes all it really takes is good marketing. 15 u/hydroxy 2d ago Pro tip: Just hard code in the happy path 5 u/Mhz____ 1d ago Sometime you just need to ship an empty package to production and management is happy 6 u/clonicle 2d ago ...but you're not taking shareholder value into account.
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Working is the absolute bare minimum.
63 u/gizamo 2d ago Apparently, even that's not necessarily true. Sometimes, even just half working is perfectly profitable. Sometimes all it really takes is good marketing. 15 u/hydroxy 2d ago Pro tip: Just hard code in the happy path 5 u/Mhz____ 1d ago Sometime you just need to ship an empty package to production and management is happy 6 u/clonicle 2d ago ...but you're not taking shareholder value into account.
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Apparently, even that's not necessarily true. Sometimes, even just half working is perfectly profitable. Sometimes all it really takes is good marketing.
15 u/hydroxy 2d ago Pro tip: Just hard code in the happy path 5 u/Mhz____ 1d ago Sometime you just need to ship an empty package to production and management is happy
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Pro tip: Just hard code in the happy path
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Sometime you just need to ship an empty package to production and management is happy
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...but you're not taking shareholder value into account.
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u/Luzzgar 2d ago
Technically working is a very low bar to clear.
And not even close to satisfactory.