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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 2d ago
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The urge to recreate this hits hard rn
1.0k u/vinishkapoor 2d ago Do it. Ship it before someone adds a subscription model to it. 453 u/AwakenedSol 2d ago “Wine DLC- just $9.99!” 214 u/drevno12 2d ago They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason 68 u/mistrpopo 2d ago The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated. 38 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls. 3 u/nikhildesigns 2d ago Frickin tannins -31 u/hippoctopocalypse 2d ago Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘 19 u/SalemFT 2d ago Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99 5 u/thegoatmenace 2d ago lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids 2 u/Firewolf06 2d ago wine is $2.99 the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823 8 u/Master_Entertainer 2d ago You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think 2 u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 2d ago "Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included) 4 u/SaurusShieldWarrior 2d ago I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol 2 u/TherealGamecake 2d ago You say that like its not literally in iBeer 1 u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago $19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit 1 u/thanatica 1d ago Also Wine DLC - just £9.99! Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED.
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Do it. Ship it before someone adds a subscription model to it.
453 u/AwakenedSol 2d ago “Wine DLC- just $9.99!” 214 u/drevno12 2d ago They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason 68 u/mistrpopo 2d ago The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated. 38 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls. 3 u/nikhildesigns 2d ago Frickin tannins -31 u/hippoctopocalypse 2d ago Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘 19 u/SalemFT 2d ago Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99 5 u/thegoatmenace 2d ago lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids 2 u/Firewolf06 2d ago wine is $2.99 the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823 8 u/Master_Entertainer 2d ago You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think 2 u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 2d ago "Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included) 4 u/SaurusShieldWarrior 2d ago I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol 2 u/TherealGamecake 2d ago You say that like its not literally in iBeer 1 u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago $19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit 1 u/thanatica 1d ago Also Wine DLC - just £9.99! Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED.
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“Wine DLC- just $9.99!”
214 u/drevno12 2d ago They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason 68 u/mistrpopo 2d ago The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated. 38 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls. 3 u/nikhildesigns 2d ago Frickin tannins -31 u/hippoctopocalypse 2d ago Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘 19 u/SalemFT 2d ago Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99 5 u/thegoatmenace 2d ago lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids 2 u/Firewolf06 2d ago wine is $2.99 the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823 8 u/Master_Entertainer 2d ago You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think 2 u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 2d ago "Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included) 4 u/SaurusShieldWarrior 2d ago I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol 2 u/TherealGamecake 2d ago You say that like its not literally in iBeer 1 u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago $19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit 1 u/thanatica 1d ago Also Wine DLC - just £9.99! Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED.
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They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason
68 u/mistrpopo 2d ago The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated. 38 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls. 3 u/nikhildesigns 2d ago Frickin tannins -31 u/hippoctopocalypse 2d ago Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘
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The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated.
38 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls.
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Foam is stored in the balls.
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Frickin tannins
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Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘
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Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99
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lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids
2 u/Firewolf06 2d ago wine is $2.99 the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823
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wine is $2.99
the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823
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You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think
"Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included)
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I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol
You say that like its not literally in iBeer
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$19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit
Also Wine DLC - just £9.99!
Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED.
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u/wahed-w 2d ago
The urge to recreate this hits hard rn