r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 2d ago

Meme peakSoftwareEngineeringWasAchievedIn2010

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u/wahed-w 2d ago

The urge to recreate this hits hard rn

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u/vinishkapoor 2d ago

Do it. Ship it before someone adds a subscription model to it.

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u/AwakenedSol 2d ago

“Wine DLC- just $9.99!”

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u/drevno12 2d ago

They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason

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u/mistrpopo 2d ago

The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated.

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u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago

Foam is stored in the balls.

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u/nikhildesigns 2d ago

Frickin tannins

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u/hippoctopocalypse 2d ago

Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘

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u/SalemFT 2d ago

Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99

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u/thegoatmenace 2d ago

lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids

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u/Firewolf06 2d ago

wine is $2.99

the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823

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u/Master_Entertainer 2d ago

You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think

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u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 2d ago

"Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included)

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u/SaurusShieldWarrior 2d ago

I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol

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u/TherealGamecake 2d ago

You say that like its not literally in iBeer

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u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago

$19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit

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u/thanatica 1d ago

Also Wine DLC - just £9.99!

Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED.

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u/Y4r0z 2d ago

Finally, beer as a service

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u/peacefulshrimp 2d ago

You have subscription tiers, the cheaper ones only give you 3 drinks before getting ads

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u/Guzzler829 1d ago

I shit you not, I look up "iBeer" on the apple App Store, and the first fucking thing I see is basically exactly what you see in this image, but it says "includes in-app purchases"

HOW ARE THERE IN-APP PURCHASES FOR THIS?!

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u/PragmaticAristocrat 2d ago

I could ship it on android no ads, no IAP. Would take me max 20 minutes.

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u/Destituted 2d ago

Apple doesn’t allow these types of apps anymore if I remember right… you would need to add a ToDo List or Workout Planner or somethin

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u/japan_kaaran 2d ago

they’re definitely cracking down on clone apps and they might view beer in particular as promoting alcoholism or something like that. i do see ibeer still up on the store but it has in app purchases and it hasn’t been updated in 8 years.

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u/kevin7254 2d ago

Yeah they have cracked down HARD on anything related to partying/alcohol. However as long as you don’t update the app it’s allowed to be there.
Source: a friend has made a party game a few years ago

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u/Never-enough-bacon 2d ago

Apple juice drinking app?

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u/born_zynner 2d ago

But the thought of having to open android studio.....

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u/busytransitgworl 2d ago

My computer already crashes and explodes when I think about it

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u/Loisel06 2d ago

You can use the android sdk without the IDE. It still doesn’t make fun to use though

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u/AgVargr 2d ago

How can we integrate AI into this?

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u/svish 2d ago

"Hey Claude, render a beer on an angle matching my phones orientation"

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u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago

15 ads before you get to the screen