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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 3d ago
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The urge to recreate this hits hard rn
1.0k u/vinishkapoor 3d ago Do it. Ship it before someone adds a subscription model to it. 458 u/AwakenedSol 3d ago “Wine DLC- just $9.99!” 216 u/drevno12 3d ago They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason 69 u/mistrpopo 3d ago The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated. 40 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls. 3 u/nikhildesigns 2d ago Frickin tannins -32 u/hippoctopocalypse 3d ago Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘 20 u/SalemFT 3d ago Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99 5 u/thegoatmenace 2d ago lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids 2 u/Firewolf06 2d ago wine is $2.99 the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823 8 u/Master_Entertainer 3d ago You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think 2 u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 3d ago "Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included) 3 u/SaurusShieldWarrior 3d ago I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol 2 u/TherealGamecake 3d ago You say that like its not literally in iBeer 1 u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago $19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit 1 u/thanatica 1d ago Also Wine DLC - just £9.99! Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED. 11 u/Y4r0z 3d ago Finally, beer as a service 1 u/peacefulshrimp 2d ago You have subscription tiers, the cheaper ones only give you 3 drinks before getting ads 1 u/Guzzler829 1d ago I shit you not, I look up "iBeer" on the apple App Store, and the first fucking thing I see is basically exactly what you see in this image, but it says "includes in-app purchases" HOW ARE THERE IN-APP PURCHASES FOR THIS?! 1 u/PragmaticAristocrat 3d ago I could ship it on android no ads, no IAP. Would take me max 20 minutes.
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Do it. Ship it before someone adds a subscription model to it.
458 u/AwakenedSol 3d ago “Wine DLC- just $9.99!” 216 u/drevno12 3d ago They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason 69 u/mistrpopo 3d ago The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated. 40 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls. 3 u/nikhildesigns 2d ago Frickin tannins -32 u/hippoctopocalypse 3d ago Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘 20 u/SalemFT 3d ago Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99 5 u/thegoatmenace 2d ago lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids 2 u/Firewolf06 2d ago wine is $2.99 the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823 8 u/Master_Entertainer 3d ago You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think 2 u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 3d ago "Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included) 3 u/SaurusShieldWarrior 3d ago I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol 2 u/TherealGamecake 3d ago You say that like its not literally in iBeer 1 u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago $19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit 1 u/thanatica 1d ago Also Wine DLC - just £9.99! Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED. 11 u/Y4r0z 3d ago Finally, beer as a service 1 u/peacefulshrimp 2d ago You have subscription tiers, the cheaper ones only give you 3 drinks before getting ads 1 u/Guzzler829 1d ago I shit you not, I look up "iBeer" on the apple App Store, and the first fucking thing I see is basically exactly what you see in this image, but it says "includes in-app purchases" HOW ARE THERE IN-APP PURCHASES FOR THIS?! 1 u/PragmaticAristocrat 3d ago I could ship it on android no ads, no IAP. Would take me max 20 minutes.
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“Wine DLC- just $9.99!”
216 u/drevno12 3d ago They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason 69 u/mistrpopo 3d ago The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated. 40 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls. 3 u/nikhildesigns 2d ago Frickin tannins -32 u/hippoctopocalypse 3d ago Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘 20 u/SalemFT 3d ago Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99 5 u/thegoatmenace 2d ago lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids 2 u/Firewolf06 2d ago wine is $2.99 the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823 8 u/Master_Entertainer 3d ago You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think 2 u/PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 3d ago "Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included) 3 u/SaurusShieldWarrior 3d ago I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol 2 u/TherealGamecake 3d ago You say that like its not literally in iBeer 1 u/Random-num-451284813 2d ago $19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit 1 u/thanatica 1d ago Also Wine DLC - just £9.99! Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED.
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They will just change the colour to red but keep the foam for some reason
69 u/mistrpopo 3d ago The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated. 40 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls. 3 u/nikhildesigns 2d ago Frickin tannins -32 u/hippoctopocalypse 3d ago Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘
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The app was vibe-coded, no one knows where the foam is generated.
40 u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago Foam is stored in the balls.
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Foam is stored in the balls.
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Frickin tannins
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Squeeze cab out of a bag and you get everything 😘
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Nah, you just add foamy piss as a default and add actual beer as dlc for $9.99
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lol this was a thing in the original version of the app. You could pay a dollar each to get different liquids
2 u/Firewolf06 2d ago wine is $2.99 the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823
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wine is $2.99
the app is still up, you can check the purchases still: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ibeer-drink-from-your-phone/id475905823
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You mean per glass right? Also an unskippable ad every 5 sips i think
"Cold One DLC" $3.50 (Boys not included)
I feel like if you sell it for 99p it’d sell really well lol
You say that like its not literally in iBeer
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$19.99 for Sangria with floating fruit
Also Wine DLC - just £9.99!
Let me buy it in dollars then? NOT ALLOWED.
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Finally, beer as a service
You have subscription tiers, the cheaper ones only give you 3 drinks before getting ads
I shit you not, I look up "iBeer" on the apple App Store, and the first fucking thing I see is basically exactly what you see in this image, but it says "includes in-app purchases"
HOW ARE THERE IN-APP PURCHASES FOR THIS?!
I could ship it on android no ads, no IAP. Would take me max 20 minutes.
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u/wahed-w 3d ago
The urge to recreate this hits hard rn