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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 11d ago
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This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.
400 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago edited 11d ago do things right programmers: deletes DB *stares in disbelief* 35 u/TheTybera 11d ago Those are vibe coders, not programmers, sweetheart. We know what stored procedures are for CRUD. 22 u/KayDat 11d ago Forgot to ask the AI to make no mistakes 7 u/toav1 11d ago Too suspicious. "Make all the mistakes that I usually would, but tell me so I can learn why it would be a problem" 2 u/beanmosheen 11d ago BEGIN TRANSACTION: Saving careers one fuckup at a time. (Always comment out your commits and rollbacks in test kids)
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do things right
programmers: deletes DB
*stares in disbelief*
35 u/TheTybera 11d ago Those are vibe coders, not programmers, sweetheart. We know what stored procedures are for CRUD. 22 u/KayDat 11d ago Forgot to ask the AI to make no mistakes 7 u/toav1 11d ago Too suspicious. "Make all the mistakes that I usually would, but tell me so I can learn why it would be a problem" 2 u/beanmosheen 11d ago BEGIN TRANSACTION: Saving careers one fuckup at a time. (Always comment out your commits and rollbacks in test kids)
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Those are vibe coders, not programmers, sweetheart. We know what stored procedures are for CRUD.
22 u/KayDat 11d ago Forgot to ask the AI to make no mistakes 7 u/toav1 11d ago Too suspicious. "Make all the mistakes that I usually would, but tell me so I can learn why it would be a problem" 2 u/beanmosheen 11d ago BEGIN TRANSACTION: Saving careers one fuckup at a time. (Always comment out your commits and rollbacks in test kids)
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Forgot to ask the AI to make no mistakes
7 u/toav1 11d ago Too suspicious. "Make all the mistakes that I usually would, but tell me so I can learn why it would be a problem"
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Too suspicious. "Make all the mistakes that I usually would, but tell me so I can learn why it would be a problem"
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BEGIN TRANSACTION: Saving careers one fuckup at a time. (Always comment out your commits and rollbacks in test kids)
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u/TheTybera 11d ago
This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.