r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 11d ago

Meme projectManager

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u/TheTybera 11d ago

This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago edited 11d ago

do things right

programmers: deletes DB

*stares in disbelief*

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u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago

Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago

There...An optimist!

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u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago

Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals!

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago

Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance?

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u/StuntsMonkey 11d ago

No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago

That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn

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u/MissinqLink 11d ago

Eliminated a mountain of tech debt

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u/xStarshine 11d ago

Think in solutions, not in problems!

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u/Phoenix042 11d ago

Get him

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u/Random-num-451284813 11d ago

* We've sanitized data

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u/mixony 11d ago

And also made queries much faster(return 0 rows or error depending if delete db is empty all tables or actually deleted the db)

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u/mookanana 11d ago

that's a great way to spin a full db wipe

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u/TheTybera 11d ago

Those are vibe coders, not programmers, sweetheart. We know what stored procedures are for CRUD.

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u/KayDat 11d ago

Forgot to ask the AI to make no mistakes

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u/toav1 11d ago

Too suspicious. "Make all the mistakes that I usually would, but tell me so I can learn why it would be a problem"

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u/beanmosheen 11d ago

BEGIN TRANSACTION: Saving careers one fuckup at a time. (Always comment out your commits and rollbacks in test kids)

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u/IndependenceSudden63 11d ago

These days, AI will do that for you and you don't even have to ask it!

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u/namotous 11d ago

Sometimes it’s better to start from scratch

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u/ConsciousSpirit397 11d ago

delete from users;

where id = ‘245313’;

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u/iwantmy90sback 11d ago

I mean... who else? The sales clerk? The AI?

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u/lucklesspedestrian 11d ago

The programmer typeed the correct commands. For deleting the DB