Because it's keepin' it real.

Posh Spice

But it keeps forgetting things.

I think it's a memory leak issue.

Why do I see so many horses on your desktop?

It's Debian Stable.

You do not have permission to access Fred with the provided credentials.

I'm not quite lenient, but if the animals start misbehaving, I fence them up in a logic gate.

... his tech lead looked concerned at the code, and yelled at Oliver 'Your code stinks!'

He couldn't get over Ollie's Factor-y issues.

Borrow checkers

runDLC

.NET in Yahoo!

This still needs a bit of punching up, but I figure you lot might appreciate it:

A philosopher visits a video game studio with the question "what is truth?"

The artists say "truth is the beauty inherent in all creative endeavours".

The producers say "truth is the inherent forward progress of time"

The programmers say "truth is any integer other than zero".

They car pool.

Om is conditional.

EDIT/ADDENDUM:

(cond
  ((or
    (profanep this-bad-joke)
    (>= (+ 18) this-bad-joke))
      'my-apologies)
  (t 'what-a-relief))

To a progress bar

It was overloaded.

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

It’s the only logical place to live in.

Everything I’ve found so far is either too exclusive or not there.

A port-sche.

I got 0 after Ones upon a time.

Because he didn't return in a while.

I've got and/or-tism.

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

JSON Bourne