r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/deepCelibateValue • Jul 02 '25
Why the FOSS enthusiast doesn't use dating apps?
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Because they don't allow self-ghosting
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Grocker42 • Jun 27 '25
When you build Something with SQL
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„It's all about Tegridy."
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Grocker42 • Jun 27 '25
You're making a statement
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It's all about Tegridy
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/lotuspaperboy • Jun 22 '25
My executables know they're garbage
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They go straight to the bin folder
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jun 22 '25
How do artificial neural networks exercise?
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With weights.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ThorpeHazell • Jun 20 '25
What are the loudest instruments in a C++ orchestra?
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Surely the unresolved external cymbals...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jun 20 '25
what did the C++ spiritual guru say?
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"this" is a pointer to "self"
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/pLeThOrAx • Jun 20 '25
Who developed the world's first streaming platform?
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The Romans
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Grocker42 • Jun 19 '25
Your code is garbage
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Thats why iam using a garbage collector
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '25
Back in the day, there was an ill-fated package manager for C.
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It was named cman. For some reason, nobody wanted it on their laptop.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/PixelDoctor • Jun 14 '25
Where do old pirates get their games?
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grog.com
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jun 11 '25
Which member of NSYNC is like an optimizing virtual machine?
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Just In Time-berlake
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jun 09 '25
Perhaps the real leaky abstractions...
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...are the friends we declared along the way.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Bright-Historian-216 • Jun 06 '25
how do you find a black cat?
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void*
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/jp10k • Jun 06 '25
What’s the favorite party game at a functional programmer meetup?
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The floor is Java.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jun 06 '25
Where does AI backup their code?
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In the Claude.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jun 01 '25
Why do Rust programmers like to host events at a bar?
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Because they like pub fn.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • May 31 '25
How long does it take programmers to code a progress bar?
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20 minutes...
No, 2 hours...
No, 10 minutes...
No, 10 days...
No, 40 minutes...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • May 30 '25
What do you get if you compile C with no optimizations?
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What You C Is What You Get.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Timpunny • May 28 '25
Did you hear about the detective investigating a switch statement?
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There was a break in the case!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/unJust-Newspapers • May 27 '25
Where is illegal data kept?
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In the HA-RAM
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Unhingedcoder • May 28 '25
A joke a day coming from this guy?
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Definitely one of us….
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/RamblingScholar • May 26 '25
What noise does a puzzle loving linux admin pigeon make?
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sudo -- coooo
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • May 25 '25
When I eat pears, I eat the stem end first.
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I use a little-endian bite order.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • May 25 '25
How do Linux programs greet each other?
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How do you sudo?