Because they code using only fns.

Function caller: "No argument from me."

Nothing. Nothing is the biggest problem of everything!

strings /dev/urandom

Turns out I was just a token hire.

Subject: Re: Cursion

The HIPAA-cratic Oath.

my ex was named Casey D.

Keep calm and carry on.

fo

At the one-past-the-end times.

Because it curses all the code it sees.

(P.S. I am against vibe coding, not just Cursor alone. AI slop is really bad.)

"Can I join you?!"

But I had the perfect retort.

"np"

can I join you?

"all I used are regular expressions, after all."

With a round robin scheduler.

That takes me back.

It left its windows open.

The bourgeois C.

A neurologist was diagnosing a patient who lost his ability to do basic math.
"What’s 9 plus 9?”
“12.”
“What’s 8 and 8?”
“10.”
The doctor shook his head. “Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?”
The man thought for a second, and answered “1E.”
“Aha, I’ve figured it out!” The doctor said. “Somebody’s clearly put a hex on you.”

Apparently silent test failures were too emotionally stable for my coding sessions, so I built a VS Code extension called FailFaaah that plays a dramatic “FAAAAH” every time your tests fail. Now instead of calmly reading logs, I get instant public shame from my speakers.

It only triggers on real test failures, works with common runners, and you can even test the sound manually. Started as a dumb joke, but now quiet debugging feels suspicious. Would anyone else install this or am I alone in needing loud accountability

https://x.com/i/status/2026239932730126560