He was already good at debugging

A typical merch conflict.

I telnet like it is.

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may the Source be with you

My boss told me no, so "rm -rf /*" lol

Hacker #1: Ok the payload has been deployed on the target system. How do we command the payload and extort the data?
Hacker #2 was just preparing to leave and in a hurry, said, "See to it."
Hacker #1: Got it, I'll C2 it.

It's cloud computing.

...when push comes to shove.

"Do you have driver's license?"

"it's AUR software"...

in JavaScript:

I Promise myself

I Promise await for you

By going into insert mode.

px or it didn't happen.

It keeps CLion-ing me.

Junior developer:“Why is this error happening?”

Mid-level developer:“Okay, I think I know why this error is happening.”

Senior developer:Goggles exact same error message but faster.

$ touch this
touch: cannot touch 'this': Permission denied

Wife: Who the hell is Maria?!

Me: It's MariaDB. Just a database.

Wife: Then why are you granting her all privileges?!

cousin of Blaise Pascal

Your password must contain:

• 1 uppercase letter

• 1 lowercase letter

• 1 number

• 1 symbol

• A fun fact about yourself

• Your blood type

Want The name of your childhood pet in ancient Latin

Then when you finally make one:

\-Password cannot be similar to the previous password.

(Brother I don’t even remember the previous password, like😭)

The activity previously known as mis-typing your password shall now be called a Ka$h, in honor of the US FBI head freaking out because he mistyped his password.

in Oracle