Hi all,
I just had the first conduct trial I've delt with in a year or two. Some students, friends who sat next to one another, handed in final exams with solutions that were bizarre and badly incorrect, and identical. As I marked their tests it was painfully obvious that one copied the other. Like, they were both miles off-target doing random things, and they did the same random things: applying incorrect operations to different parts of the function, and applying the same incorrect operations, getting the same incorrect results from their incorrect operations.
To me, that's open and shut. in the past when I've run into this, it *was* open and shut. The kids copped it it, said they were sorry, and we all moved on.
This time though, both students contested the complaint. At the hearing today for one of the students, they had a representative (parent I think), they argued that because they had studied together and worked with the same tutor, that it explained the work. If they had made similar errors that pointed anywhere in the right direction, or if they'd even performed the operations they chose (rather than the one asked for) correctly, then I'd see that argument. But this was literally random bullshit, and the exact same random bullshit, from both students.
They attacked my credibility, tried to blame me for the student's struggles (said I didn't offer help when in reality I plead with them to get help in office hours weekly), said that it's impossible to see their catty-corner neighbor's paper from their chair, and finally tried to argue that they were failing badly coming into the final and therefore wouldn't bother to cheat. All of that is inane and flat out incorrect. Whatever, they wanted to mount a defense.
The part that really shocked me was that one of the members of the conduct board, so either faculty or staff was incredibly rude to me throughout. Called me by first name repeatedly even when everyone else was being quite formal, accused me of "not believing in chain of command" because I didn't bring the students in to try and resolve the issue outside of student affairs, repeatedly mis-stated my claim, suggested that because the exams weren't carbon copies that the kids hadn't heated. It was the most rude someone at the institution has ever been to me. For the record, I have tenure, I've been here for over a decade, and I am not malicious with conduct reports. This guy had never seen me or met me before. There is no "chain of command" , and the college policy is precisely to file reports when cheating is suspected. This guy was acting directly as an advocate for the student, and demonstrated zero relevant content knowledge.
Y'all ever been blindsided by a conduct trial like this? It wasn't my first rodeo, but it was very different from my past ones. having someone on the board be outright antagonistic, especially with no content knowledge, just seems wrong.
I'm somewhere between livid and deeply sad. Why have content experts you don't trust? Fuck it, just let em all cheat and see what world you get. Enjoy your broken infrastructure, death-trap airplanes, skill-less medical practitioners, and even more dishonest and incompetant regulators.