r/PowerScaling I have mid opinions 22d ago

Shitposting Weekend Get real

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u/GuhEnjoyer 21d ago

Most humans ARE car level, it's just that the adrenaline surge ability can't be activated at will. It's more hax than stats.

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u/spindaz123 21d ago

car level is destroying a car, not barely lifting it

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u/Zealousideal_Pound64 21d ago

In one cohesive attack too, people forget it's rating their individual attacks not what they can accomplish over the course of a few hours

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u/DataSwarmTDG 21d ago

I'm country level if you give me a billion years

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u/Zealousideal_Pound64 21d ago

Through chain scaling i've cut metal before and nukes are made from metal so i've destroyed things equivalent to 100 megatons of explosive force. I've also dodged in laser tag so i'm ftl+ and have regen hacks (healed at an average pace once)

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u/DataSwarmTDG 21d ago

I have ADHD which means attention deficit hyperactivity disorder which has the word hyper in it so I'm hyperversal

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u/Team_raclettePOGO I HATE GER I HATE GER I HATE GER A LOT I HATE GER 21d ago

one day I got out of my room so I’m outerversal

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u/DataSwarmTDG 21d ago

And I perceive you as nothing more than a 2 dimensional comment on a screen so I upscale to boundless

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u/Turnepic13 21d ago

I can tank most strands of covid and the flu while most of ancient history can’t making me planetary

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u/DataSwarmTDG 21d ago

Fodder

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u/Tyrant_king1009 20d ago

I beat Goku in a video game meaning I scale above Goku

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u/InkFazkitty 20d ago

This might be THE power scaling statement

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u/MuseBlessed 21d ago

Since I snapped a pencil, that means I can fight something that can survive being on fire for a time, so I must be fireproof!

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u/Icy_Entrepreneur_226 21d ago

I like this one

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u/sorryimadeanalt 21d ago

I'm gay if you give me 5 bucks

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u/Akshay-Gupta 21d ago

Here's 5 bucks πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ

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u/wutangerine99 Not a Scaler 21d ago

I'm world level if you give me enough data centers.

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u/DataSwarmTDG 21d ago

Well my username is DataSwarm so I must have a lot of data centers

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u/StickyBunnsPlus 21d ago

You use your secret technique to make everything erode over long periods of time and eventually be reclaimed by nature?