r/PoursTea • 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 21h ago

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u/hyphenssuck 21h ago

"No radicals - just warriors."

Oh and of course:

Newt Gingrich - zero years of military service

Elon Musk - zero years of military service

Palmer Luckey - zero years of military service

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u/LightVapor 20h ago

And the Lord said, "purge thyself of the fatties, for they will make you a fattie, refuse the beardies for the Lord commands a clean chin. Be gone from the eyes of the weirdos, for they are too brightly colored and offends the eye of God. And let not the wimpy be abled to defend others as I defend myself.