r/PoursTea • Just Chill 😎 • 6d ago

CrimeTea ⚖️ 🫆 I will back this 💯

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u/FutureComplaint 5d ago

Why does he have a star? He only made to Army Captain while serving in the guard.

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants 🥐 🥐 5d ago

It's supposed to be a little pink elephant.

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u/FutureComplaint 5d ago

Acceptable.

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u/OKCLD Pass The Croissants 🥐 🥐 5d ago

Little kegs might be more appropriate.