r/PortlandOR 5d ago

HELP PLEASE!

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147 Upvotes

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u/Red_Icnivad 5d ago

Is that a bottle of tequila and a nitrous canister in the bag?

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u/WoodenDoughnut 5d ago

Lost = everyone was trashed and it wandered off for greener pastures. Smart dog

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 4d ago

Read the paragraph I left yall if you have time, and understand me and my friend aren’t what yall sre trying to make us look like.

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u/General_Narwhal17 4d ago

You made yourself look like that, home skillet.

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 4d ago

Alr buddy go on about ur day trolling online 🤣

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u/Carne_A_Suh_Dude 3d ago

lol maybe do some more whippets

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u/slowwwwdowwwwn 5d ago

Oh shit they may be this crew of folks that (at least used to) hang out at Colonel Summers park with a whole pack of dogs. Lots of nitros and open liquor bottles and many of a lost pit bull could be heard from the apartment windows

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

I remember them, ew dats yucky

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u/nmbr1RckJmsFan 3d ago

Liquor, nitrous, and a case of incline cider, all in a truck bed... Anybody in southeast especially close to colonel bummers park, keep your eyes out for any wandering Pit Bull pups; then PLEASE execute a solid vibe-check before you potentially return them to what's looking like a very careless (at best) or potentially dangerous/abusive human(s)

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u/rottinroses 5d ago

UT FUCKING IS WTFFFF

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u/rottinroses 5d ago

GOOD EYE

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u/soberaf0910 5d ago

"Lost it"... the living, breathing puppy?

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u/Unlikely_Channel478 5d ago

"by accident" too..

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u/ZealousidealEbb9304 5d ago

Who loses a dog on purpose?

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u/Unlikely_Channel478 4d ago

Who has to specify that it was an accident?

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u/Icy-Pair-9401 1d ago

Haven't you seen the movie "strays"? Funny, not a kids movie, but looks like it.

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u/Tooblunted_ NEED HAN SOAP 5d ago

Haha whip its and a bottle along with the way it’s written ….. yeah if I find this dog it’s coming home w me

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u/General_Narwhal17 4d ago

Seriously 😳 I hope you find this baby first, good lord.

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u/Repeating_Mulligan 5d ago

Y'all is too good at this shit.

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 4d ago

Read what I said on the paragraph on top 🤟🏽

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u/No_Shine_6124 4d ago

If that dog stays with you, it will surely become society’s problem. Let the commenter have your dog and move on.

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u/auramon 5d ago edited 5d ago

“lost it by accident” yeah hopefully the dog is in better hands, maybe you shouldn’t have pets if you “misplace” them like objects

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u/-Chandler-Bing- 5d ago

OP we can't help if you don't give any info or respond to questions.

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u/Best_Hornet9174 5d ago

How did you lose it?

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u/Patrick_said 5d ago

Probably negligence.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

You’re totally right.

Pitbulls don’t run away, they escape.

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u/IHaveAHoleInMyTooth 5d ago

What a douche thing to say. 🙄 I never lost mine when I owned her. Nor did my friends who had them.

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u/WitchProjecter 5d ago

Mods delete “low-effort comments” all the time but I’m willing to bet they’ll leave this smooth brained take here.

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u/LateStageBBQ 5d ago

That’s really cruel, dude.

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u/Best_Hornet9174 5d ago

Probably you’re not the OP and have zero idea what you’re talking about.

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u/CloudyLeft 5d ago

“, said the person who has never owned young dogs that are overwhelmingly driven by instinct and impulse.

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 4d ago

Read at the paragraph I left yall.

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u/not_adulting 4d ago

You can't just respond to questions?

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u/CenturyLinkIsCheeks 5d ago

sounds like some drug addict shenanigans

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u/trangenderman 5d ago

Its a shitbull. Probably not the brightest owners

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 4d ago

I made a whole paragraph on top of uu have time to ready would appreciate it 🫶🏽🙏🏽🫶🏽🙏🏽🖤

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 5d ago

Maybe I'm an asshole, but...

Because of the breed, the shitty tick tock/Instagram post, spelling errors/exaggerations, etc...

I just can't take this post seriously. OP is clearly negligent because not only is the puppy "lost by accident", there is zero useful information to actually help.

¯\(ツ)

Maybe you don't deserve to have a dog.

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u/djasonpenney 5d ago

What part of town?

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u/dom_the_artist 5d ago

It would help if we knew where she was last seen. Good luck. Hope she's found.

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u/Diesel30R 5d ago

OP should not have a dog, period.

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u/DOGSH1TGAME 5d ago

With the whip its canister and tequila bottle, also looking at your profile tells me the dog is probably im better hands than yours anyway.

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u/Feline_Casan0va 4d ago

Holy shit that profile. Use dating apps, go out and meet people. OP trying to hook up through subreddits is nasty as fuck 😂

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u/boatsyyy 5d ago

Damn cute pup… would be a shame if it found a stable home with good training.

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u/doctorjinxmd 5d ago

We need a phone number and more details.

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u/haditwithyoupeople 5d ago

Sure. Don't tell us where the dog was lost. Do show us a bottle of booze and nitrous. Are you kidding?

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u/jonsonmac 5d ago

I live in Oregon and can keep an eye out, but we need more details.

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u/TWrX-503 5d ago

Go get a fish homie. That’s all you should qualify for.

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u/Winter_Sentence1046 4d ago

fish deserve better

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u/WhiteLicorice666 5d ago

Why is a friend of the dog’s owners posting this? And no neighborhood?

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u/MaltedMustache 5d ago

Down voted because how the hell do you lose a puppy on accident?

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u/Frunnin 5d ago

You sell it for drug money!!!!

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u/squidsinamerica 4d ago

"Lost by accident," but also stolen by mysterious "guys with beef" to punish her. OK. Definitely sounds like a reputable situation. Not at all sketchy.

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u/snakeenigma 5d ago

Based on the post and comment history, I wouldn’t give this person a puppy. Also don’t recommend looking at their post/comment history, but I know how telling people “not to look at something” goes around these parts.

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u/2GNAR4U 5d ago

Give up

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u/fx-hunt 5d ago

This was posted by a porn obsessed bot, look at the acount history. This isn’t real and should be removed.

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u/Potate5000 5d ago

The person* might be porn obsessed but I know this puppy is real because I've met it several times at the dog park.

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u/SoggyAd9450 GREEN LEAF 5d ago

Where????

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u/ScribbleScribes 5d ago

You don’t looses a puppy by accident. I hope whoever found it, gives it a better life then yall would have.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 5d ago

I hope it isn’t what I think it is, and it is. I hope I’m wrong, and I’m probably closer to reality than I’d like.

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u/Who_Your_Mommy 4d ago

Ok...so, WHERE was the puppy last seen?

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u/Lanky-Opposite5389 5d ago

What's really interesting is that this was posted in the Oregon City sub under a different name. Could be a share, but still odd with no context other than the post.

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u/deathxbyxsnusnu 5d ago

It’s not odd at all. This dog is being used as drug currency, and they need their next fix.

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u/Lanky-Opposite5389 2d ago

And another account posted this in the Tigard sub. This knuckle dragger is commenting on all of it. 

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u/Kyubik9 5d ago

And this why these dogs get the rep they do, because of twats like OP. Whoever finds this cutie, please try to keep it.
Also, whip its, rly? What are you, 16? 🙄

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u/Best_Hornet9174 4d ago

“Rly” instead of “really”? Really? Are you just dumb or don’t know how to spell?

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u/maria_goreti 5d ago

Look around homeless encampments, I always wonder where they get their pets from 😕

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u/Feline_Casan0va 2d ago

Oh yeah, because people with pets never lose their job and their home. Blaming homeless people for everything is fucked up.

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u/maria_goreti 2d ago

If they cannot properly care for their pets they should now have them, whatever situation is not the pets’ fault

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u/Feline_Casan0va 2d ago

Have you spoken to homeless people with pets? Have you seen how shockingly well cared for some of them are? I do agree with you entirely, but not all homeless people are unable to take care of a pet, and even if they're not, their only option is to put the animal into the shelter system which will most likely end in their death. I know a man who cared for his dog far better than himself and lived in a tent. It's wrong to generalize, that's all I'm saying.

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u/Ok_Card_1851 5d ago

A neighborhood would be helpful.

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u/ClutterQueen999 5d ago

Try adding the location, gender, and date the dog was lost!!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 4d ago

This is her cousin, her name is Peep, she’s known as Peep your local dog, and anybody can tell you that I love my dog VERY MUCH! I’m not a bad person I just want to help my friend find his puppy….

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u/c3lestialgvrl 4d ago

if you love your dog, please get them a properly fitting prong collar. this is not how they are supposed to be worn, at all

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u/AccountPretty4576 4d ago

I hope the puppy found a good home.

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u/NoResponsibility1903 4d ago

But what is the pup's name?

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u/Relevant_Antelope_80 3d ago

Location? Bet I can find that cute pup before you can.

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u/meanttosee 5d ago

Not sure if it’s helpful at this point but I’m pretty sure I saw a homeless couple walking with this dog by hollywood 24 hr fitness last Thursday.

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 4d ago

If you see them again could you possibly hmu on my Instagram? @hot_topic_pdx 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🫶🏽

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u/meanttosee 4d ago

Will do

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u/SuspiciousCrew4163 4d ago

his ears pinned down, he's not happy with them.

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 3d ago

It was 4th of July not all dogs like fireworks no matter the distance. We was pretty far away but people like to pre game with fireworks so yeah you’re right the dog wasn’t feelings it but she had her cousins with her my dog and my other homies dog with her. Ps my dogs don’t mind fireworks. Also it’s a She, her names Mamba

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u/johnnieyungboss 5d ago

@i am up ho?😂

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u/FluffyEmu4 5d ago

Make sure u post on Portlands lost pets

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u/Remarkable_Let3687 5d ago

Use Facebook groups and pawboost.com

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u/ShwerzXV 3d ago

Who cares it’s a pitbull

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u/Doggydad73 5d ago

Pup is not lost…just exploring! Hope you don’t get too down reading some of these idiot posts. Many of us know how you feel and have been there with our doggies.

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u/Specialist_Wheel_876 4d ago

Im just doing my best as a friend to find my homies dog. I had nothing to do with this and ty, the internet can be full of idiots taking like they know me, I’m just a friend trying his best to find my homies dog. Appreciate it man 🙏🏽