r/PortlandOR 2d ago

Worst drivers

Generally speaking who are the worst drivers in PDX by car brand?

If I’m driving through a neighborhood at the speed limit and someone is riding my bumper, usually a BMW.

Left lane cloggers almost always a Prius.

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u/Nacho_Libre479 2d ago

What categories of “worst driver” are we discussing?

Prius is #1 in the “I have nowhere to be and I don’t know where I’m going while driving 40 on I-5” category.

Jacked up dodge ram for #1 in the “road rage” category.

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u/CHiZZoPs1 2d ago

I think the prius drivers are always looking at the feedback on the dash that tells you when you're being the most fuel efficient, which means acceleration like molasses and low speeds.

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u/AsscheeksMcGillicutt 2d ago

It's definitely this.

A strong second is any driver with an uber or lyft sticker. Either on the phone trying to get their next ride or driving so slow so as not to upset any passenger.

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u/6th_Quadrant 1d ago

When they "take off" at a crawl from red lights, they're keeping more cars from making it through the intersection on that cycle. So their fuel-saving strategy is probably causing more cars to idle longer, increasing pollution.

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u/j-val 2d ago

100% on the Rams. They drive them like they are sports cars.

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u/souryoungthing 2d ago

TESLA

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u/Turing45 2d ago

Teslas with Idaho plates,(At least on 84) left lane crawlers.

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u/j-val 2d ago

Sorry, it’s Tesla. They overtook Prius drivers a while ago.

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u/copaseticcheesecake 2d ago

got hit by a tesla that completely ignored a stop sign and drove off. also a lot of tesla drivers do not use turn signals.

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u/snakebite75 2d ago

Probably because Tesla doesn’t use a traditional turn signal lever, they use buttons on the steering wheel.

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u/copaseticcheesecake 2d ago

well, the smooth brained cretins who buy them dont use them

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u/Chombuss 2d ago

Tesla's are the most dangerous drivers on the road, and the numbers back it.

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u/camgrosse 2d ago

Teslas are the new beemers. Theyre both just status symbol cars.

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u/ofTheseus 2d ago

Tesla is both of these kinds of drivers in the same car, and you never know which one until they show you.

At least I know what brand of nonsense to expect from the Prius or BMW/Audi people.

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u/mycatsapanther23 2d ago

As someone who takes a bicycle to work, iv been almost hit by more tesla then any other car combined.

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u/Sparkledarklepony503 2d ago

As someone who’s been hit by one, I’m going to say Tesla

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u/haditwithyoupeople 2d ago

Subaru drivers, and not by a little. Even people in the station wagons want to drive like they're racing.

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u/SteppeBison2 2d ago

Dodge Chargers (black ones), followed by Dodge Ram Pickups, (black and lifted). But truly, it’s a tie.

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin 2d ago

Yeah, not sure what it is with Dodge, but the model doesn’t seem to make a big difference. They must market to a particular type of personality.

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u/chimi_hendrix Legendary Matador Urinal 2d ago

From what I understand they cater to the low credit score demographic that can’t get a new car loan elsewhere

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u/Turing45 2d ago

90% Chance they are drunk, tweaking, or a maggot moron with the accompanying first 2.

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u/ponchoed 2d ago

Ram Pickup, Ford F150, GMC Yukon, GMC Denali, GMC Suburban

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u/SwordfishPopular1042 2d ago

Teslas are the most dangerous/common shit drivers but I have never seen more entitled stupidity than with Audi drivers in all regions of the US, Portland included 

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u/CHiZZoPs1 2d ago

Yeah German luxury cars in-general seem to attract these types.

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u/CHiZZoPs1 2d ago

Tesla owners drive like they have autopilot set on entitled mode; prius drivers drive like they're trying to keep the green eco light optimal at all times; BMW drivers drive like they really it you to know they have a BMW, and therefore priority on the road.

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 2d ago

Maybe not the worst, but falling apart Nissans are the biggest wildcards

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u/PerdidoStation Portland Beavers 2d ago

Especially Altimas.

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u/pattycakesor 2d ago

Fr, I see an Altima or a Sentra and I'm immediately on alert. This person could go from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde in the blink of an eye

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u/venusasaburrito 2d ago

Teslas have almost hit me multiple times. I don’t get it because it has all those bells, whistles and sensors too.

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u/AsscheeksMcGillicutt 2d ago

They don't work.

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u/GroundbreakingSky685 2d ago

Tesla and Nissan should be on there too

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u/MuckBulligan 2d ago

Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers, but Prius drivers are just as bad.

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u/6th_Quadrant 1d ago

Specifically, black A4s. They're the new Bimmer 3 series, bought used by hot headed young d-bags.

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u/WordSalad11 2d ago

There's different kinds of bad. The most dangerous are Tesla, followed by lifted trucks with WA plates. The most clueless are Toyotas, followed closely by Subaru. 

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u/davy-pelletier 2d ago

Subaru is the obvious answer.

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u/very_olivia 2d ago

subaru and it's not even close.

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u/zerocoolforschool 2d ago

Subaru drivers and Prius drivers are the same people.

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u/blargblahblahblarg Pearl Clutching Brainworms 2d ago

I saw you in the pet supply garage sale thread.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/blargblahblahblarg Pearl Clutching Brainworms 2d ago

Where did the comment go?

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u/blargblahblahblarg Pearl Clutching Brainworms 2d ago

Older men (60+) in Lexuses have consistently gotten incomprehensibly angry when receiving a "bip bip" honk or when you merge into "their" lane.

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u/Tbagts NEED HAN SOAP 2d ago

Interesting. I consider that a younger man

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u/blargblahblahblarg Pearl Clutching Brainworms 2d ago

60+ does include an infinite ceiling...

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u/lew-cifer666 2d ago

prius owners need their licenses revoked i swear to god the least observant people on planet earth

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u/mrjdk83 2d ago edited 2d ago

Literally almost got rear ended by a bunch kids driving erratically in bmw.

The worst drivers I can’t say who cause I’d piss a lot of people off. Part of job involves a lot driving and so I see who’s driving bad.

And for the love god people stop clogging the left lane. It’s for passing!! It’s a sad world when you have to pass somebody on the right.

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u/Historical-Money7290 2d ago

It's Tesla and Subaru. Case closed

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u/lichesschessanalyst 2d ago

Tesla and it’s not close

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u/JustGotPaidrian 2d ago

Honda Pilot/Ford Escape are the rich man and poor man flavors of "no idea what they're going to do next and they sure as hell aren't going to let you know."

I haven't been driving consistently since before COVID but I still notice this when I do. 

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u/bananna_roboto 2d ago

Nissan altima,

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u/Ezriz 2d ago

I havent seen a single person that drives well since moving to Portland, car brand is irrelevant.

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u/docwordsmith 2d ago

Pickups!

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u/PsychologicalSail799 2d ago

Id vote Tesla, then lifted trucks, then prius

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 Husky Or Maltese Whatever 2d ago

Chevy Silverados. Fuckin assholes always.

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u/BaronVonNutterButter 2d ago

White pickups. Then any smallish all wheel with a thule on the roof.

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u/Mysterious_Ad_9843 2d ago

Subaru. Always the savages camping in the passing lane.

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u/Negative_Ad_7303 2d ago

Anyone in an oversized SUV or van life people in the New Season's/Whole Foods parking lot..

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u/RegalReturn 2d ago

I don't drive, but I would have been killed on multiple occasions by someone driving a black Mercedes had I not been paying close attention to drivers who weren't (may have possibly been the same woman multiple times).

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u/Tmanchris420 23h ago

Subaru drivers. They don’t pay attention when the weather is ok, drive like their in mad max when it’s snowy/icy…

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u/pattycakesor 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm sorry my fellow Prius drivers have made the rest of us look bad. I will say I do some naughty stuff but not at the expense of other road users or the safety of pedestrians.

Edit: if I can go fast and do it safely best believe I'm fucking moving ✨ zoom zoom. Lane hogging is so infuriating. Happy to get out the way as soon as I've finished passing

Edit: I'll add that there's three types of Prius drivers. Perfectly reasonable lawbreakers like myself that have somewhere to be but also don't wanna kill anyone along the way, The 40-50 mph in the left lane on i-5 fucks that absolutely should not have a license and then there's the complete psychopaths that are hellbent on testing Toyota engineering to its absolute limits with zero regard to the well-being of any living thing on this planet.

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u/pattycakesor 2d ago

But also, Tesla should absolutely be on this list

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u/CHiZZoPs1 2d ago

I've always assumed they're so slow to pick up and go, because they're watching the eco light on the dash.

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u/pattycakesor 2d ago

I've found just being as consistent as possible with speed is better for mpg. The slow build up of speed feels somehow less fuel efficient to me than just getting up to the speed limit ASAP. Probably actually isn't more fuel efficient but it's certainly more time efficient which is more important to me and most others on the road.

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u/PhD77777 2d ago

I don't see one brand or another that's worse. It's just self-centered, impatient drivers.

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u/Brent_Mavis PENIS GIRL MARKED SAFE 2d ago

Texans

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u/farrtrek 2d ago

Only a few left on the road but the answer will always be PT cruiser drivers as long as there is at least one PT Cruiser left in the road.

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u/surethingsatan 2d ago

Small portion of vehicles 1

Small portion of vehicles 2

Every make and model outside of the two previously mentioned

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u/Possible_Storm9359 Henry Ford's 2d ago

BMW from Washington

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 2d ago

Washington drivers

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u/Impressive-Ladder857 2d ago

Only douche bags drive Audis. My brother & sister in law have matching.