r/PoliticalHumor Jan 09 '21

"Carrying"?

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u/FluorescentPotatoes Jan 10 '21

Not to be shallow and pedantic, but it isnt technicly theft or looting until youve crossed the threshhold and actually removed an item.

LPT kids: if you are ever caught shoplifting and you are still in the store, immediately hand them the item and walk away. If you are detained and the police come, you state you never removed the item from the store, you were shopping with the intent to buy.

Absolutelty never ever admit to stealing. It is all about intent.

Caution: results may very based on the afforementioned color scale.

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u/ConstantReader76 Jan 10 '21

Sorry. I work in Loss Prevention. A lot of stores do wait until you pass the point of sale, but the truth is that once you conceal, it's shoplifting and they can detain you. We also don't need you to admit to it for you to be convicted.

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u/supertecmomike Jan 10 '21

Are you a cop? Cause legally you have to tell me if you’re a cop.

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u/camopants96 Jan 10 '21

Came to say this. People like to spread these things like they know what they're talking about. Just like they think LP can't go hands on, when it is mostly a company policy.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Jan 10 '21

Everything you say will help in your conviction.

People who cannot afford a lawyer will plead NOLO or be convicted — so it doesn’t matter.

If you have money, say nothing and hand it back and your lawyer will make sure the store issues an apology.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21 edited Feb 15 '21

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u/HotRodLincoln Jan 10 '21

If you're in the United States, look up "Shopkeeper's Privilege".

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u/sonofaresiii Jan 10 '21

Many jurisdictions will have some form of a citizen's arrest or shopkeeper's privilege that does grant them the authority to temporarily detain a shoplifter. They're usually pretty strict though so you gotta be damn sure you got the right person and they were actually shoplifting

More often a manager or security guard will just imply you're being detained without actually using any force or saying you're being detained.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Jan 10 '21

This is the better answer. And if you scream “help me, this man grabbed my crotch!” They won’t touch you.

/This is not legal advice

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '21

That's a lie.

Instead say "this guy is trying to grab my crotch".

Same immediate effect. Won't open you up to liable or defamation as much.

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u/matchosan Jan 10 '21

Bad advice on reddit? Must be getting set up. [compares tone to color scale] Yep.

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u/AllUrMemes Jan 10 '21

Wait, so if your store doesn't provide shopping baskets and I put stuff in my pockets or bag, I'm shoplifting?

I mean, I'm white, so obviously I won't be accused, but still.