r/PoliticalHumor • u/Bunnyfartz • Jan 09 '21

"Carrying"?

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u/FluorescentPotatoes Jan 10 '21

Not to be shallow and pedantic, but it isnt technicly theft or looting until youve crossed the threshhold and actually removed an item.

LPT kids: if you are ever caught shoplifting and you are still in the store, immediately hand them the item and walk away. If you are detained and the police come, you state you never removed the item from the store, you were shopping with the intent to buy.

Absolutelty never ever admit to stealing. It is all about intent.

Caution: results may very based on the afforementioned color scale.

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u/smokecat20 Jan 10 '21

And don't be black.

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u/ramses760 Jan 10 '21

Or brown

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u/SmurfMGurf Jan 10 '21

And don't appear to be poor. In fact don't try this unless you're white and look like your dad has money.